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After getting the sack as Chelsea manager, I'm going to grow full-sized mermaids in a lab. In Northern Cyprus.

dng wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 9:26 pm Tales From The Town #170: An Agnes FAQ

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... agnes-faq/

a question and answer session

Q. was that an enjoyable read?
A. ves.

That pose is less 'Hitler has only got one ball', and more 'Hitler is standing in a free kick wall!!!!!1111'

Best sign!

I have to admit, I push the 'roaches right in there. It's the only way I can get through an episode of Inspector Morse.

Get Chuck D in to rap it!

Also, I'm being switched from working tax credits to universal credits next month, where switched means I won't qualify for universal credits because I don't make enough money. Which is nice also now i have to pay £200 of my tax credits back also. hooray! The fuckers. Of course if you had to pay ba...

I think I could handle spending a weekend a month for a year learning to swear in Arabic.

My Dad did his National Service in Egypt. He couldn't wait for it to be over, and all he learned was how to fire a rifle and swear in Arabic.

Topical pleasingness!

A sparkly jangle MOOD SHIFT of a tune! Yuss!

Doctor treads on Pooh! Ha! Ha!

I think you've got a half-decent chance of staying up!

I'm quite enjoying Sunak's implosion.

dng wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 11:54 am but there's only a week to go

Keep going, Sir, I'm enjoying all these written things.

Only Scarlet Johannson can save us now.

Also, and I can't believe I'm writing this, well done Man U!

One of Plymouth's sponsors is Ginsters...

Jus' sayin'...

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I wonder if one of the olde machines enables you to see a flash of an Edwardian woman's ankle, in a What The Butler Saw! stylee!

Also - Burnley Munich - The Vincent Kompany Story!

I watched the final via a hooky streaming site, because I'm the most eville mans in the wurld! Haaaa! Haaaaaa!

I was very impressed with Atalanta, but like Vom says, Leverkusen went a season unbeaten?!? Er... how?

"Stinkhole" has tickled me. Also - hurrah for tale #161!

That is fab, and my bro actually had that book o' maps (I'm 90% sure).

dng wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 7:46 pm unless they throw him in that oubliette they're keeping graham potter in

Well, y'know, you can't make an oubliette without breaking heads...

Also - no Saudi Henderson or Rashford in the Inglaterra squad. Not a surprise, but Maguire and Dunk are, so uggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

Wellllllllllllll, I suppose the enormo payoff he'll get six months down the line, will be worth it.

'tood! Yeah!

Bets magazine - Essex Terror 64 (incorporating C&VGoaste)

That's a rather tasty chorus you've got there, young Vomas!

Pochettino has left Chelsea by mutual consent.

I don't blame him for sodding off tbh. He's prolly got the pick of Juve, Bayern, and Man Utd, so why put up with Boehly?

kittens good. basket with a tongue good.

Daren's post above show him to be a woke liberal snowflake!

I found a 1994 edition of Computer Shopper at the bottom of a wardrobe - beat that CS Lewis!

And hurrah for sesy nuno.

blombluss wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 7:52 pm I'm not creating a new thread just for this comment about boxing...

I hope Usyk duffs up that twat Fury.

That is all.

Well done!

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 2:20 pm C'mon Spurs! (They'll lose 4-0 won't they?)

C'mon West Ham! (They'll lose 4-0 won't they?)

I'm not creating a new thread just for this comment about boxing...

I hope Usyk duffs up that twat Fury.

That is all.

I identify with Daniel!

Heh!

I fully approve of that list! *thumbs up*

Most of my animations had cialis-centric plots.

Boots Chemists texted me, asking if I wanted a private non-NHS Covid jab for £100 in Birmingham. Err... no...

Have you ever written a stroy centred around selling cialis, David?

I listened to Jack Your Body, by Steve 'Silk' Hurley, about an hour ago, and it still contains a fair amount of wallop.

That is all.

Has this been linked to on 'ere, befo'? ------- "One of the most prestigious publishers of science fiction short stories has closed itself to submissions after a deluge of AI-generated pitches overwhelmed its editorial team." ------- https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/feb/21/sci-f...

Which is why it's a perfect fit for the Daily Mail/Mail on Sunday.

And Fred Basset!

You reckon that strip isn't the real deal?

"GPT-4o can maintain character/style consistency across multiple prompts."
https://twitter.com/SmokeAwayyy/status/ ... 0451540208

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