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He did well to keep Chelsea down to 8 goals!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... ther-ahead

Only nationalised warlocks can save us now.

Chelsea beat Noah 8-0 in the Conference League. They scored the goals two by two by two by two.

I've written two too many times, and now it doesn't look right.

Serves me right, I expect.

Lady Jane Grey weather

I've heard of Hero Quest.

Also, you shouldn't hatt mummies.

Also, also, I thoroughly enjoyed reading about your carde game, and the drawings are so cute!

I would've quite liked to have heard Mark E Smith on co-commentator duties.

Up 'ere, we've had constant unending overcast skies for the past 10 days or so. I can't recall that before.

There's a lesson Neolib Labour can learn from this result.

Narrator in the year 2029: They did not learn the lesson.

dng *drops (commentators) mic*

Re: The Mews endar wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:26 ammadness Absolute madness.

endar wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:26 ammadness

Absolute madness.

dng wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:20 am
blombluss wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:10 pm The US election - I'm quietly confident Harris will win. *crosses fingers/eyes/legs/baals*
homfrus!

Shove me in that fucking cannon, and fire me at the moon, everyone! I deserve it!

dng wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 11:51 pmbecause its lovely

ves, it isn't merely nice, it's lovely!

Très bon fire

We've all "forgotten" to put trousers on when we've got a lot on our minds, haven't we?

dng wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 10:33 pm it is now one week later and it is still downloading stuff (only 200GB to go)

Bloomin' hell!

When I become PM all games will be limited to 1mb.

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Unless they're Catholic hedgehogs of course!!!!!

I remember on Blue Peter the presenters reminding their viewers to always check their bonfires before lighting them, just in case hedgehogs had hunkered down inside, and it's worried me ever since.

I'm gonna do a n3ta director's commentary, and it's also going to be unsurprisingly sexist/awful.

Dr. Melanie Squash

The BANNED James Bond LaserDisc Commentaries are SHOCKING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRY9rd_FQYc

I wouldn't say shocking - more like unsurprisingly sexist/awful.

Don't humour/encourage me, you cads!

If Football had a first name, it'd be Steve.

Steve Football
Martin Cricket
Rory Basketball
Terence Tennis

I've given all this mircoseconds of thought.

dng wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2024 8:55 pm (no reason for the explosions are given)

Reasonless explosions are the best explosions.

Less bang-age to-night, which is nyce.

QoS is the only Bong film I've turned orf due to boredom. Didn't Craig and the Director write some of it because of the writers strike?

dng wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2024 1:46 pm i shoudl probably write something good and exciting for the 200th episode

Good, exciting, insightful, hilarious, heart-breaking, and politically dangerous...

No pressure.

These are most good, espesh Tale #197 and Tale #199.

Hehehe!

Excellente!

BANG! Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BANG! BANG! BANG!

ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHssssssssssssssss! SNAP! BANG! SNAP! SNAP! BANG!

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

I could go on.

For me, £300k of cheese, no, but £300k of Bombay Mix? Ooh, yeah, definitely!

Will Ferrell / Tranquilizer to the Jugular (Old School)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFW-yxe13lo

I think I find this hilarious because I recognise the behaviour of Ferrell's character in myself.

Man arrested after £300k worth of cheese stolen
https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested ... n-13245251

What a cheesy story!!!! Ha! Ha!

I approvez of this!

buzz off buzz

Don't listen to me - I'm an idiot.

The US election - I'm quietly confident Harris will win. *crosses fingers/eyes/legs/baals*

I hope Heaven is rendered in that corporate art style.

Hurrah!

Frank Hovis! Queasily hilarious!

Cat And The Cauldron

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Is that the cat's tail?

Hurrah for more articles!

Alice getting driven around by a dog is best!

Goodbye Holland's rose.

Seems to me that you lived your life like a candle in the wind.

ETH-TON JOHN has left the building...

Finally, a Halloween tale that meets my needs! Hurrah!

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I've got to put my cock back at 2am. I'm unsure how I feel about this.

If fake Tom Morton was in a band called Lardpony, then I will take action.

I'm not sure I'm emotionally strong enough to accept two Tom Mortons.

Cocktober?!? Nah, I think I'll wait for Nobvember!!!!1111HAHA!!""111

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