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Where’s prostetnic vogon jeltz when you need him

So Mr Starmer, what are going to do about the cost of living crisis?
We’re going to management consultant the heck out of it!

Boo, even though I’ve never forgiven him for kidnapping Imoen in Baldurs Gate 2

Hooray

And the cat is now moving again

We had a rain and it got cool and then the rain stopped and it got really humid and now it’s really breezy

He’d probably deny it happened

Literally any of them, even Sam alladice would be better than the monstrosity that eventually replaced him

Who would have thought a people who were crap journalists would also be crap politicians

It’s a sad day for democracy but a great day for hilarious satirical banter chaps on the the internet

It’s convinced me - I’m never going to rail strike again

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It’s what we deserve

I’m going to do some maths

Crocodile drummer is my favourite too

I got some chocolate ones which will probably be a mistake

I normally get about a million hot cross buns just in case

Almost the worst dr who ever

Pual wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 1:31 pm I’m covids final boss so if it kills me I’ll come back with extra tentacles for some reason

All of this came to pass as predicted (I didn’t die but still have a cough)

I’m covids final boss so if it kills me I’ll come back with extra tentacles for some reason

Typical, just as we were all meant to be dying of nuclear war instead

I’ve got covid too. Hooray.

A watering can got blown from the side of my house to the front.

I’m hoping the quen goes full Caligula and makes all her corgis into MPs

dng wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:42 pm Actually there was one quite funny episode with Murray from flight of the conchords in it. That was good (due to Murray from flight of the conchords)

That was the best episode of anything ever.

However, the rest of the series was so bad that Scully had to regenerate into Thatcher.

I’m sorry, I forgot to listen to this and 2022 didn’t happen.

Anyway I have now and it was exce

...or is it?

Super mario bus pass

The JK Rowling of his day

Happy new year!

Happy eggmas

What makes a man go Lib Dem? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of Lib Dem-ness?

blombluss wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:25 am Peter Molyneux's NFT Blockchain business simulator game:

All the worst words in one sentence

I think I finished the main quest at one point. I have no recollection of events.

I don’t think I ever finished the first gears of war, that final battle on the train was just stupid.

On the other hand, they won’t stop telling me to book a covid booster even though I’ve had one and now ive been summoned to the drs on Monday to get a pneumonia jab for no reason

I think that’s my favourite radio heads song

Bouncer’s Dream, I wanna be wanna be wanna be Jim Robinson

Hooray exc

All on my car

About 3mm here

People on twitter have pointed out that he entered the open golf as an amateur

Instead of being from Maldon he was scared of bees

Captain Britain is played by Tim Martin off of wetherspoons

They’ve not made captain Britain yet

I’ve had my 3rd stabbing now

Oh no, Dead Stockwell.

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