Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:22 pm

The unexpected romance of our times

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:09 am

The next step is to touch Martin Keown with the aid of a tree branch.

Post by **Pual** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:19 am

Attract him by disguising yourself as Ruud van Nistelrooy

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:39 am

I hoep there's some van Nistelrooy / Keown sensual fan-fic out there.

Otherwise I'll have to write my own.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:41 am

Come back Nunoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's magical beard!

Post by **dng** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:59 pm

lovely nuno

Post by **dng** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:06 pm

also its heartening to see that southend have entered their annual not paying tax/not allowed to sign any players phase of the season already

Post by **dng** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:07 pm

gets earlier every year

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 7:15 pm

In many ways it's very much like Christmas!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 08, 2022 1:19 am

Well done England, although it was a slightly fortuitous win, I feel.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:03 pm

"Odds have been slashed on Roy Keane making a sensational return to management at West Brom."

That's sure to end well.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:55 pm

Maybe he will try and sign Robbie Savage again hahaha

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:23 pm

oh no poor old rangers

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:23 pm

desecrating the queens memory

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 1:26 am

Liverpool - doing the Pope's work.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:00 pm

blombluss wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:41 am Come back Nunoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's magical beard!

Nuno's beard in talks over possible Wolves return 17 months after leaving

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ves-return

Post by **dng** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:13 pm

hooray. lovely nuno

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 7:47 pm

Although....

"Wolves make QPR manager Michael Beale their top target to fill vacancy"
"Wednesday’s Championship game will be Beale’s 16th as a manager."

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... top-target

That's an... interesting target...

:O

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Oct 23, 2022 2:55 pm

We're going dahn, aren't we?

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Oct 25, 2022 11:30 pm

I'd completely forgotten that the Wurls Cup starts in 4 weeks!

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:42 am

fuck the world cup

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:41 am

I understand (and agree with) your sentiment, but watching/following the tournament gives me something to get my teeth into!

Post by **endar** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:58 pm

dng wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:42 amfuck the world cup

Post by **Pual** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:21 pm

endar wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:58 pm
dng wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:42 amfuck the world cup

Post by **vom** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 7:15 pm

dng wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:42 amfuck the world

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 7:41 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 05, 2022 12:08 pm

"Wolves have announced the appointment of Julen Lopetegui as the club’s new manager. The former Spain, Real Madrid and Sevilla head coach Lopetegui will take charge on 14 November"

Ooh!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:56 pm

I liked Ralph.

Post by **vom** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:23 am

It was time

Post by **vom** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:23 am

Not sure the rumours of his replacement are too encouraging though

Post by **vom** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:24 am

then again...

: boygeorge.png (2.12 KiB) Viewed 17622 times

trying to establish ourselves as a club of culture, I suppose

Post by **Pual** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:12 pm

New kit colours: red, gold, green

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:17 pm

Nathan Jones used to play for southend

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:19 pm

He got relegated twice, plus went on loan to whichever club it was that got relegated to the conference by that goalie scoring a goal

Post by **endar** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:30 pm

vom wrote: Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:24 am then again...

boygeorge.png

trying to establish ourselves as a club of culture, I suppose

Post reported, warned etc

Post by **endar** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:31 pm

Cannon deployed

Post by **The Robotic Anomaly** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:56 pm

The World Cup reminding me of the depressing fact that 99% of people are happy to ignore tremendous human rights violations just because football is something they like watching so lalalala nothing bad here

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 3:49 pm

Yes. Although now they've banned beer everyone's suddenly furious

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 8:09 pm

It's only Budweiser, so no great loss...

Post by **endar** » Sat Nov 19, 2022 12:45 am

i simply assumed alcohol would be banned there anyway

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:44 am

The real victims are our fans who won't be able to 'fuel up', before smashing up Doha. :'(

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 1:50 am

"I feel gay, disabled … like a woman too!’: Infantino makes bizarre attack on critics"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... -cup-qatar

He's just out-Sepp-Blattered Sepp Blatter, with that scheisse.

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 1:28 pm

I hope the world cup explodes

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 2:00 pm

That'd be almost as good a World Cup opening ceremony moment as Diana Ross missing that pelanty at WC94.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 2:00 pm

Miss Ross?

Yes, she did.

Post by **vom** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 2:19 pm

World Cup? More like World Crup

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 22, 2022 2:18 am

Anyone watch the England match? I'm afraid I did, and we were surprisingly decent.

Post by **vom** » Tue Nov 22, 2022 9:45 am

I was going to watch some of it on my lunch break but couldn't get iPlayer working for some reason so I gave up

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 22, 2022 12:53 pm

It was the first england world cup match I've not seen since england holland in 1990 (it was my 12th birthday party and none of my friends liked football at all so we played with some lego in my room instead)

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 22, 2022 12:55 pm

I did weirdly see both iran goals though while flicking between channels