Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:24 am

can't believe thy didn't give paul brush a call

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:57 am

dng wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:23 am i think this might well be the dictionary definition of total desperation

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56687470

Not yet, but it can be arranged.

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:58 am

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:45 am

Do football clubs still release FA Cup songs, because I think Vom should consider offering his services to Southampton FC!

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:23 am

dng wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:23 am i think this might well be the dictionary definition of total desperation

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56687470

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:35 pm

well fuck my hat

https://twitter.com/duluxuk/status/1382 ... 18054?s=20

Post by **endar** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:49 pm

Oh no, someone made a joke on twitter and absolutely everyone was offended.

cancelled

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:56 pm

NO JOKES

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:40 pm

Amazing

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 6:20 pm

That Dulux dog has got 'Mourinho midfield enforcer', written all over them.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 6:22 pm

Also, I frequently get the Dulux dog and the Andrex dog mixed up. :'(

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:17 pm

Hurrah for newly promotecated Norwich!

I've always liked the club, for some reason.

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:49 pm

Lovely norwich

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:37 pm

ves

I was glad Chelsea beat Man City, an' all.

I think that'll make for a better final against Leicester/Southampton.

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:39 pm

its a bit unfair they've got to play both!

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:39 pm

sorry i have ruined this thread

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:40 pm

and brought shame upon my family

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:45 pm

As it should be!

Post by **vom** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 10:07 pm

It's OK you can just say Leicester

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:21 pm

Last week all my hopes for southend staying up this season was internet rumours that colchester were going in to administration and getting enough points deducted that we would stay up instead. Now all my hopes are that this super league rumour is true and liverpool, arsenal, spurs and man united all fuck off to whatever shite it is they're going to announce and southend stay up by default because suddenly every league's five clubs short

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:20 pm

The European Super League can fuck right off.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:24 pm

Post by **endar** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:27 pm

https://twitter.com/danwoff98/status/13 ... 5747441675

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:28 pm

Maybe he shouldn't work for sky if he doesn't like breakaway leagues i suppose

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:09 pm

dng wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:28 pm Maybe he shouldn't work for sky if he doesn't like breakaway leagues i suppose

Nicely put.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:12 pm

As for the awfulness of a European Super League, I don't think I particularly care anymore, which as a football nut, feels most odd.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:16 pm

yes. poor everything, ruined by money, forever

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:36 pm

What would happen to the Premier League if the 'big six' (vomits everywhere) upped sticks? I could see it continuing to thrive, because ultimately, the winner would still be the best football club in England/Wales-ish.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:41 pm

oh god. i'd rather southend get relegated to the conference than having west ham win the league

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:43 pm

Ahahahahahaha!

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:44 pm

anyway greeds a hell of a thing isn't it? destroying everything you have just so you can have slightly more money than the already huge amount of money you currently have

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:58 pm

That sounds suspiciously like Pinko talk to me!

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:12 pm

dng wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:44 pm anyway greeds a hell of a thing isn't it? destroying everything you have just so you can have slightly more money than the already huge amount of money you currently have

Yes. You can have a bit more money, but everything will be shit.

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:17 pm

Although I suppose if you bought your football club purely as an investment/to distract from the human rights abuses of your country, you probably don't care too much.

Post by **endar** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:19 pm

^ yes

I like how Gary Breville had to stop himself from saying that Arsenal are shit

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:42 pm

I think this is probably a fitting end for the very worst football season ever really

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:43 pm

var, no fans, fake crowd noise, even on the radio, endless every day football for 200 days all in a row, southen dnever scoring a goal not even once for several months at a time, phil brown's pink shirt and lace scarf, football finally dead in the sun

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:46 pm

maybe southend really will stay up now

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:42 pm

vom wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 10:07 pm It's OK you can just say Leicester

I hate it when you're right, Vomas.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:44 pm

dng wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:43 pm var, no fans, fake crowd noise, even on the radio, endless every day football for 200 days all in a row, southen dnever scoring a goal not even once for several months at a time, phil brown's pink shirt and lace scarf, football finally dead in the sun

Cheer up, there's a World Cup in Qatar next year to look forward to! :p

Post by **endar** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:28 pm

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:38 pm

Best joke

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 2:06 pm

I see the German clubs have been smart enough to steer clear of this idiocy.

Post by **endar** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 2:49 pm

Spurs being a shambles and a shower of shite

for a change

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:21 pm

Somehow Pochettino going to Paris Saint Germain was the ethical option

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:49 pm

If this happan, Klopp's going to bugger off, isn't he?

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:55 pm

I'll support the ESL if their matches feature two footballs on the pitch at the same time. It'd be like 4D chess for chumps.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:03 pm

Glass walls so the ball can never go out of play, thus cutting down on stoppages in play, allowing more time for increased VAR scrutiny of all calls so that the correct outcome of each match can be achieved within the determined hierarchical status of participating coubs

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:04 pm

I don't know what coubs are but I like the sound of them

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:06 pm

Heh!