Soccerball Therad

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:17 pm

So... Chelsea and Man City have pulled out... Ooh!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:26 pm

TalkShite: BREAKING: All 12 clubs are meeting tonight to discuss disbanding the Super League.

talkShite sources understand.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:11 pm

At the same time southend just went 2-0 down to colchester, so their relegation is super confirmed now. Fucking super league scum

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:12 pm

Also how astonishly pathetic this entire thing was. they really must have just assumed everyone would love it for some reason.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:14 pm

still, at least Ed Woodward has fucked off.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:31 pm

I don't think that's going to help southend score 3 in the next fifteen minutes

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:56 pm

southend dead

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:56 pm

south ended

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:30 pm

Poor Southend.

I felt bad when Wolves relegated Sheffield United, too. I mean, you know it has to happen, but it's better if someone else fires the decisive bullet.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:42 pm

dng wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:12 pm Also how astonishly pathetic this entire thing was. they really must have just assumed everyone would love it for some reason.

I guess so.

If all this was a show of might, then it most certainly didn't work. UEFA had already tinkered around again with the Champions League to the benefit of the so-called big teams, and now these big teams have shown beyond all doubt to EVERYONE that they cannot be trusted in any way, shape or form. That wouldn't matter too much to them if they could bully their way to get exactly what they want, but not even these mega clubs working together can defeat UEFA/FIFA/FAs/governments/fans/other clubs.

Post by **Pual** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:31 pm

dng wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:12 pm Also how astonishly pathetic this entire thing was. they really must have just assumed everyone would love it for some reason.

It’s just the logical conclusion of what happens when you let parasitic wasps take over

Post by **Pual** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:31 pm

Wait this is the caterpillar thread isn’t it?

Post by **Pual** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:35 pm

Anyway the super league will be back in a couple of weeks wearing a hat and a moustache.

Hey everybody, why not join our new erm... repus league!

Post by **vom** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:14 pm

I like it! It reminds me of pus!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:31 pm

"repus League" has made me laug and laug!

Post by **endar** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:34 pm

Pual wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:31 pm Wait this is the caterpillar thread isn’t it?

Colin or Cuthbert?

Post by **Pual** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:07 pm

Eric, the gluten free one at Sainsbury’s

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:09 pm

Next week I want a potential World League to threaten our footballing way of life. And then the week after that, a VOLCANO LEAGUE.

I don't actually know what a VOLCANO LEAGUE is, but I want the threat of one happening in my life.

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:33 pm

I don't follow football at all but this story caught my eye in the news.

What a total shit show! Mind boggling.

Post by **endar** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:26 am

Ves

Bring on the Sol League. Those Oort Cloud away trips. Shit, man

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:41 am

Stuff like this Super League just bring out the Commie in me. Mind you, a lot of stuff these days brings out the Commie in me.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:26 pm

And now there's talk of a Brittanicus League. Yet again.
https://talksport.com/football/869708/b ... er-league/

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:39 pm

"talk" "sport"

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:22 am

If you say just one wrong word about Alan Brazil, I'll cut you good.

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:45 am

Aren't cunt and cunter both on there now as well?

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:22 am

blombluss wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:26 pm And now there's talk of a Brittanicus League. Yet again.
https://talksport.com/football/869708/b ... er-league/

Will hopefully be poisoned by Nero.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:22 pm

daren wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:45 am Aren't cunt and cunter both on there now as well?

That could apply to a number of presenting duos on TalkSport.

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:23 pm

but you know who i mean though don't you

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:25 pm

Bruce Sato wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:22 am
blombluss wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:26 pm And now there's talk of a Brittanicus League. Yet again.
https://talksport.com/football/869708/b ... er-league/
Will hopefully be poisoned by Nero.

It's nice to know there is one person on here who can give this thread a touch of class...

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:29 pm

daren wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:23 pm but you know who i mean though don't you

I'm not entirely certain, but Cundy and Catterall?

NOTE: I'm not a big talksprot person, so I'm prolly incorrect!

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:30 pm

Bruce was talking about Cafe Nero

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:30 pm

Ha, i don't know who they are

no

former sky cunts

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:33 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Andy Gray and Richard Keys! The best men ever!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:34 pm

dng wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:30 pm Bruce was talking about Cafe Nero

I thought they had all burnt down?

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:35 pm

So they got sacked from Murdoch owned Sky, and are nw employed by Murdoch owned Talksport?

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:36 pm

Cancel culture run amok

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:38 pm

Why are they being silenced by the loony left that run this country?

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:48 pm

Best mascot: Skillzy

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:00 pm

christ

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:02 pm

he's no Super Victor

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:02 pm

actually he's almost exactly the same as super victor

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:03 pm

maybe Skillzy is Super Victor's cooler brother

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:04 pm

maybe Skillzy got lost on the way back to his home planet

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:20 pm

his home planet was destroyed, all that's left is the Oort Cloud. Their home planet had a thicker atmosphere and more mass so on earth they seem very good at football

or at least better than [football club]

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:14 pm

In my opinion, Skillzy would be a gentle and considerate lover. Ciao, the Italia 90 mascot, on the other hand, left me feeling used and betrayed.

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:27 pm

"Italia '90. I'd look out for it if I were you."

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:15 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:25 pm

So if Bournemouth win in the play-offs, it'll be the three that went down have gone straight back up.

I can't imagine that's happened very often.

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:30 pm

It's not happened since it was the premier league. I've no idea if it ever happened before then but I can't imagine so, except maybe in the extreme olden days where there was only one relegation place or whatever

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:38 pm

In the League Division 1 1348/49 (relegated) and 49/50 (promoted) seasons - Bubonic Plague Casuals FC