The Mews

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:53 am

Not sure about this...
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The number of seats each party will win according to a new (and large) poll from Electoral Calculus:

LAB 476 / CON 66 / LD 59 / Green 2 / Reform 0
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I can see Labour winning with a 50 seat majority (378-ish), but the Tories'll be around the 190 mark, surely?

Post by **dng** » Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:49 am

The conservatives will get all 650 seats and we all know it

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 02, 2024 8:55 am

And then Britain will be saved! Hurrah!

Post by **Pual** » Sun Jun 02, 2024 2:09 pm

Last I checked, electron calculus said that my constituency was going to be Labour, which I am willing to eat a hat if it occurs

Post by **endar** » Sun Jun 02, 2024 2:13 pm

Don't forget all the silent tories and cuntryside voters

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 02, 2024 7:16 pm

Imagine still voting for Liz Truss as your MP.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 08, 2024 7:31 pm

Sunak couldn't have handled the D-Day commemoration event any worse if he'd done a poo on a Normandy beach.

Post by **dng** » Sun Jun 09, 2024 12:57 pm

I liked that his excuse was "it's wrong to say I left early because of the election, because actually i planned on leaving early all along"

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 09, 2024 8:29 pm

There was a rumour earlier to-day that Sunak was gonna fall on his sword, and Camerong would take over, but it appears the source for this goss was Nadine Dorries, so it's probably drivel.

Post by **dng** » Sun Jun 09, 2024 8:39 pm

Maybe he just missed

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jun 10, 2024 7:44 pm

BBC News seems to get positively arous when Far Right parties do well in European elections. It's most odd.

Post by **endar** » Mon Jun 10, 2024 8:26 pm

the media in general are obsessed with them

just like tremp

they love talking about them constantly, giving them as much publicity and all the platform they possibly can

Post by **dng** » Mon Jun 10, 2024 10:56 pm

yes. utterly depressingly tediously forever

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 7:13 pm

Winchester College's Rishi Sunak, with his 'I didn't have Sky TV when I was growing up, so I understand deprivation', anecdote, was pleasingly tone deaf.

Post by **dng** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:49 pm

I've been feeling sad about sky-less rishi sunak all day really. poor bloke

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:25 pm

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us (except Rishi Sunak) only sky

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 1:30 am

Excellent!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 1:37 am

: DailyHeilGoesMentalPt289583.png (286.46 KiB) Viewed 82549 times

Is this meant to be a warning or encouragement?

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 7:22 am

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Post by **dng** » Fri Jun 14, 2024 4:41 pm

Richard suddenly joining the Green Party

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/zack-polansk ... s-breasts/

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 15, 2024 1:58 am

I think people should cut the Green Party some slack. They have enough knockers as it is!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jun 19, 2024 12:57 am

My postal vote arrived today. I haven't made up my mind whether to vote red or green yet.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Jun 22, 2024 11:30 am

Vott Satan

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:03 am

He tells it like it is, does Satan.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jun 28, 2024 8:13 pm

Bidegone - lordy, whut a performance.

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Fri Jun 28, 2024 10:27 pm

endar wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 4:14 am Imagine still being able to run for president after being found guilty of 34 crimes

America really does have the best system ever

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Fri Jun 28, 2024 10:28 pm

This is all England's fault

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Fri Jun 28, 2024 10:28 pm

Please take us back

Post by **endar** » Fri Jun 28, 2024 11:08 pm

we can only take back our original colonies i'm afraid

the rest will go back to france and spain

Post by **Pual** » Mon Jul 01, 2024 8:25 pm

Some Tory council man knocked on the door earlier so I said I wasn’t interested and closed the door. Then through the window I saw Suella Braverman walking past.

Post by **Pual** » Mon Jul 01, 2024 8:25 pm

So I missed my chance to say I wasn’t interested to Suella Braverman

Post by **endar** » Mon Jul 01, 2024 9:17 pm

a narrow escape

Post by **Pual** » Wed Jul 03, 2024 9:03 pm

There’s a tiny horrible bit of me that thinks it would hilarious if Labour somehow lost now that the sun are backing them.

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 03, 2024 9:29 pm

i'm still assuming we'll somehow end up with a conservative/reform/lib dem coalition

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:09 am

i had a feeling they might

their dark lord must have ordered them

Post by **vom** » Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:11 am

I did a postal vott because of my house move but now I feel a bit sad that I don't get to go into a building :'-(

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:54 am

Japan News 2024

#1:
Japan introduces enormous humanoid robot to maintain train lines - https://www.theguardian.com/world/artic ... lway-lines

#2: Japan declares victory over the floppy disk - https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-paci ... 024-07-03/

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:48 am

excellent

1: disappointingly has a human operator

2: Japanese computers like the PC-88 and PC-98 and stuff had floppy games well into the 2000s i think. They love it. They even had vending machines selling doujin games on floppy. Some of which are incredibly rare and highly sought after

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 04, 2024 9:23 pm

i assume this bbc exit poll saying reform are going to get 13 mps is all essex's fault

Post by **vom** » Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:06 pm

clackton

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:30 am

fuckingcuntton more like

Post by **endar** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:42 am

harlow back to labour hooray i suppose, but still surrounded by tories. greens got their most votse ever as well so definitely hooray for that

Chelmsford lib dem ??

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:44 am

colchester also went labour, which i'm not sure it's ever been (or not for a very long time if it has).

Post by **endar** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:55 am

Great Yarmouth following Clackton

not surprised

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:56 am

Great Hellmouth

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:57 am

Labour Gain Penistone

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:57 am

the most important of all stones to gain

Post by **endar** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:59 am

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:04 am

endar wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:55 am Great Yarmouth following Clackton

not surprised

Skegness also now. Do you think they're all just drinking the seawater or something?

Post by **endar** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:20 am

Hooray for Bristol