The Mews

Post by **endar** » Tue Aug 27, 2024 10:56 am

Homre and Marge 4

apart from that i just... i...

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Tue Aug 27, 2024 1:31 pm

Surely those are Simstadts scarecrows rather than Simpsons ones.

EDIT: Clack, that is what I get for not noticing there was another page.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Aug 27, 2024 3:26 pm

"Things will get worse before they get better" - Starmer

You might as well make Farage PM, right now, and save us the five wait.

Post by **endar** » Tue Aug 27, 2024 6:09 pm

Fuck Labour, Fuck Starmer, fucking Crypto-Tories

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Aug 27, 2024 7:32 pm

dng wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:45 am essex

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5nzzyzr3vo

essex

If Great Britain was still a TRUE Christian country, those scarecrows would've been nailed to CROSSES not a blue wooden FENCE, but I suppose you're not allowed to nail Wallace & Grommit to crosses any more, in case it offends the Hindus or Germans or mice or something. #raging #wallaceandgrommitnailedtocrosseseussr #bestbestmansspeechever

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Sep 02, 2024 7:19 pm

Neo Beta - the humanoid home robort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUrLuUxv9gE

It WILL throttle you as you sleep...

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:19 am

What location will be the venue for the next attempt on Trump's life?

I bet it's either Farm Foods or an oxbow lake.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Sep 30, 2024 1:33 pm

endar wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2024 6:09 pm Fuck Labour, Fuck Starmer, fucking Crypto-Tories

It's going as well as expected, isn't it..?

Post by **endar** » Mon Sep 30, 2024 4:58 pm

a lot worse than i actually thought possible

Quite astonishing

Post by **dng** » Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:22 pm

sometimes i click on the political cartoons on the guardian by accident and am suddenly reminded that holy fuck political cartoons are the most witless art form ever invented

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ss-cartoon

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:52 am

That's like 'Brant' from The Day Today, but worse.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:10 pm

The US election - I'm quietly confident Harris will win. *crosses fingers/eyes/legs/baals*

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:46 pm

you've done it now homfrus

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 2:39 am

Don't listen to me - I'm an idiot.

Post by **dng** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 9:41 am

oh god no not you buzz

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 38716.html

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 3:37 pm

buzz off buzz

Post by **dng** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 8:42 pm

Buzz Baldrin

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 3:27 pm

Man arrested after £300k worth of cheese stolen
https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested ... n-13245251

What a cheesy story!!!! Ha! Ha!

Post by **Pual** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 5:29 pm

Man I could just go for £300k of cheese right now

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 8:45 pm

For me, £300k of cheese, no, but £300k of Bombay Mix? Ooh, yeah, definitely!

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 11:49 pm

£300,000 of tunnocks teacakes please

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 11:50 pm

approximately 1.8 million tunnocks teacakes

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 11:50 pm

all gone by sunday

Post by **endar** » Sat Nov 02, 2024 1:00 am

£300K of dark Bounty bars

homerdrool.gif

Post by **dng** » Sat Nov 02, 2024 1:05 am

very yes

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:20 am

blombluss wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:10 pm The US election - I'm quietly confident Harris will win. *crosses fingers/eyes/legs/baals*

homfrus!

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:20 am

but fucking hell america

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:20 am

just bloody fucking hell

Post by **endar** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:26 am

madness

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:28 am

a country built on 100% pure misogyny at this point

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:28 am

also probably 97% racism

Post by **vom** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:13 pm

unfortunately from amelican friends I've heard plenty of legitimate reasons not to vote for her in addition to the illegitimate ones, so I wasn't really surprised by this at all. but it's still absolutely awful

Post by **endar** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:20 pm

Legitimate enough to vote for him instead?

Post by **vom** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:30 pm

no but legitimate enough to vote for neither. which is almost the same thing in their system admittedly

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:36 pm

dng wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:20 am
blombluss wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:10 pm The US election - I'm quietly confident Harris will win. *crosses fingers/eyes/legs/baals*
homfrus!

Shove me in that fucking cannon, and fire me at the moon, everyone! I deserve it!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:38 pm

endar wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:26 ammadness

Absolute madness.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:45 pm

There's a lesson Neolib Labour can learn from this result.

Narrator in the year 2029: They did not learn the lesson.

Post by **Pual** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:13 pm

I wonder what crazy antics he’s going to roll out for the sequel?

Post by **Pual** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:14 pm

Sneaking Joe Biden’s corpse into his golf course, weekend at Bernie’s style

Post by **Pual** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:15 pm

I’m not going to watch the news for 4 years so I don’t have to find out.

Post by **endar** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 9:01 pm

vom wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:30 pm no but legitimate enough to vote for neither. which is almost the same thing in their system admittedly

Yeah I was going to say similar.

Insane system, insane country, insane result

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 4:56 pm

Do you reckon the UK will rejoin the EU/join the Customs Union, so as to help kickstart the economy?

Post by **endar** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:31 pm

Post by **endar** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:34 pm

not a fucking chance

they'd be admitting to being utterly stupid to have left in the first place

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 17, 2024 2:27 am

I guess so, yup.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 21, 2024 8:30 pm

$6.2 million gets you...

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Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 21, 2024 9:09 pm

There was a (fairly harrowing) news story about my grandad dying (20 years ago now) on itv yesterday, for some reason

https://www.itv.com/news/2024-11-20/war ... amily-says

The reason is Essex is awful, basically

Post by **endar** » Thu Nov 21, 2024 10:42 pm

Well fucking hell, that is ultra weep

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Nov 22, 2024 2:10 am

Christ

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 22, 2024 2:42 am

Jeez, that is just awful. So sorry to hear that, Dave.