Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:29 am

John Darts

Post by **endar** » Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:33 am

Paul Southend

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:26 am

Don't humour/encourage me, you cads!

Post by **dng** » Mon Nov 04, 2024 11:07 am

Snooker Barry

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 04, 2024 3:45 pm

Dr. Melanie Squash

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 05, 2024 11:48 pm

the co-commentator on BTs live coverage of man city's champions league match tonight was noel fucking gallagher

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 05, 2024 11:48 pm

a shame they only lost 4-1 and not 7 billion nil really

Post by **endar** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 4:29 am

what the hactual fuck

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 1:25 pm

Could have been worse. The commentator could have been clive tyldsley

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:40 pm

dng *drops (commentators) mic*

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 06, 2024 7:13 pm

I would've quite liked to have heard Mark E Smith on co-commentator duties.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 09, 2024 1:15 am

Chelsea beat Noah 8-0 in the Conference League. They scored the goals two by two by two by two.

I've written two too many times, and now it doesn't look right.

Serves me right, I expect.

Post by **vom** » Sat Nov 09, 2024 7:59 am

Noah is my nephew. He's only eight years old, frankly I don't think he should be playing in Europe at all

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 09, 2024 8:45 pm

He did well to keep Chelsea down to 8 goals!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 12, 2024 1:49 am

I'm everso glad the Nations League matches resume, this week!!
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Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:59 pm

"Frank Lampard in the running to replace Mark Robins at Coventry" - Guardian

First the blitz bombing, now this.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 13, 2024 10:08 pm

Lovely Nuno's trimmed beard is fifth place in the old First Division. A berad dreaming of European football next season.

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 13, 2024 10:49 pm

Best beard in the premier league by far

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 13, 2024 10:49 pm

lovely nuno

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 13, 2024 11:05 pm

I bet lovely nuno's had that beard for longer than the brighton managers been alive

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 13, 2024 11:28 pm

Unlike the Brighton manager, Nuno's beard probably remembers the short lived popularity of the Happy Hardcore musical genre.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 2:15 am

I quite enjoyed the England match.

Hurrah!

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 12:35 pm

i liked the bits where scored a goals

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 3:36 pm

dng wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 12:35 pm i liked the bits where scored a goals

Trying to wangle yourself into the MOTD presenter job, again, eh, davuss?

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 17, 2024 8:50 pm

SACK TUCHEL AND GET CARSLEY BACK IN!!!!

Also, one of our scorers (Taylor Harwood-Bellis) goes out with Roy Keane's daughter.

Their family Christmas dinner should be fun!

Post by **vom** » Mon Nov 18, 2024 11:31 am

blombluss wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2024 8:50 pm Also, one of our scorers (Taylor Harwood-Bellis)

he's not yours he's mine

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 18, 2024 3:22 pm

Your firmness does you credit, Vom!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 20, 2024 8:54 pm

Hurrah for Wales, even though Craig Bellamy is a tit.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 8:09 pm

Five defeats on the spin for City.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 27, 2024 9:00 pm

blombluss wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:59 pm "Frank Lampard in the running to replace Mark Robins at Coventry" - Guardian

First the blitz bombing, now this.

*slow motion*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 01, 2024 11:48 pm

this is 4 minutes of almost pure footballing perfection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRb2pJCs7s4

(conatians a goalkeeper scoring a goal and that's not even close to be the best of it really)

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 01, 2024 11:48 pm

the magic of the fa cup

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 01, 2024 11:48 pm

also the absolutely wild baffling ineptitude of the fa cup

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Dec 02, 2024 12:47 am

I assume someone's done the trick of putting Match of the Day commentary on a video of a match played by primary school childer running round in a massed huddle of idiocy, which is what this video reminded me of more than anything.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:13 am

Goalies goals should be worth double!

Post by **endar** » Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:13 am

Excellent

good old early FA Cup rounds

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 02, 2024 3:33 pm

The ye olde Ronnie Radford goal/commentary/celebration/pitch invasion, never ceases to give me goosebumps, as lame as that might sound.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Dec 08, 2024 2:19 am

West Ham's Michail Antonio is lucky to be alive. The damage to his car - Christ!

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 08, 2024 1:40 pm

Yes. horrifying

Post by **dng** » Wed Dec 11, 2024 11:12 pm

fuck off fifa

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... nd-disdain

(again)

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Dec 12, 2024 2:54 am

I couldn't help (darkly) laughing at the shamelessness of it all!

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 15, 2024 10:47 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 8eg5z8md3o

Southampton have sacked manager Russell Martin after a 5-0 thrashing by Tottenham on Sunday left them nine points off Premier League safety. Southampton Under-21s manager Simon Rusk will take interim charge of the senior side

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 15, 2024 10:48 pm

Let's summon Simon Rusk

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 16, 2024 1:55 am

It's a shame, but I think O'Neil had to go also.

Post by **vom** » Mon Dec 16, 2024 7:27 am

Merry Christmas, or Big Sack Time as I call it

Hopefully Simon Rusk suggests the revolutionary tactical change of "don't simply pass it back and forward in front of the keeper until the opposition score"

Post by **dng** » Mon Dec 16, 2024 11:36 am

It'll never work

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 16, 2024 4:09 pm

If you stood 10 Rory Delaps on top of each other, you could throw-in the ball to the moon.

Post by **dng** » Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:05 pm

RUSK OUT

Post by **vom** » Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:07 pm

We scored an actual goal, give him a twenty year contract

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Dec 19, 2024 12:25 am

Real Madrid won the ALL NEW Intercontinental Cup vesterday.

Their greatest triumph!