Neil Robertson's Hair

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 19, 2025 8:31 pm

I didn't see the morning session of this, but i have no idea what kyren wilson's doing tonight. complete shite so far

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 19, 2025 8:32 pm

although this bloke he's playing is playing pretty well i suppose. but not seven frames in a row well really

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 19, 2025 10:11 pm

poor useless old kyren wilson

Post by **endar** » Sat Apr 19, 2025 10:16 pm

He should get together with Postecoglu. Imagine the joyous fun they'd have together

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 19, 2025 10:17 pm

he did do a sort of half smile once when lei missed an easy pot but then he followed it up by missing an even easier pot probably

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 20, 2025 7:31 pm

I'm pleased for Robertson getting a few more frames under his belt.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 20, 2025 7:34 pm

Also tomorrow, Ding Junhui plays against Zak Surety, which sounds like an AI generated name to me. I bet he's a hologram or something.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 20, 2025 7:35 pm

Also, also - c'mon Hoss!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 23, 2025 12:48 am

Murphy piss

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 24, 2025 3:01 pm

I don't like Ryan Day's face. He looks like an office manager who enjoys ruining the dreams of his staff.

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 24, 2025 3:07 pm

Also he looks like he's absolutely terrible at snooker

Post by **endar** » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:23 pm

i used to think he looked like a changeling from ds9 due to his featureless face

now he's older i don't know, maybe a lowres ps2 game

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:03 am

endar wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:23 pm i used to think he looked like a changeling from ds9 due to his featureless face

now he's older i don't know, maybe a lowres ps2 game

That's racist!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:07 am

I'm pleased for Woollaston beating Selby, but I didn't find it engrossing - just tedious.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 25, 2025 2:45 pm

I suppose if you've got to lose, then bashing out a 147 isn't the worst thing in the world.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:23 pm

Every time there is a re-rack, a close relative of each player should lose a limb.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 26, 2025 8:34 pm

Bloody hell Brecel!

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:54 pm

blombluss wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:07 am I'm pleased for Woollaston beating Selby, but I didn't find it engrossing - just tedious.

I turned that on when it was 9-8, watched thirty minutes, it was still 9-8, so I went to bed

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:54 pm

I think it went on for another thirty minutes after that

Post by **endar** » Sun Apr 27, 2025 6:14 pm

Slowby

gohohohoho

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:47 pm

Nearly there, Trump. Do it for planet Earth!

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 29, 2025 2:44 pm

o sullivan's been absolutely rubbish so far, yet is still 3-1 up somehow

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 29, 2025 2:44 pm

his face is so wearily miserable today you'd think he'd just died or something

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:28 pm

Now THAT was drama, the Higgins Williams match.

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 30, 2025 4:36 pm

i was round the shops so i missed it

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 30, 2025 4:37 pm

(i'd assumed it was over at 12-8 or whatever it was)

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 01, 2025 3:01 pm

It's nip and tuck between O'Sullivan and Xintong, but if (IF) Ronnie doesn't have a meltdown, he'll have enough to beat him.

I think!

Post by **endar** » Thu May 01, 2025 3:25 pm

3rd Chinese opponent in a row D:

he looks good though

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 01, 2025 7:46 pm

In the Express and Star, O'Sullivan is referred to as "The Wordsley hero", which makes him as West Midlands as Noddy Holder.

Post by **dng** » Thu May 01, 2025 10:01 pm

Tis means Shaun Murphy is the harlow hero

Post by **dng** » Thu May 01, 2025 10:01 pm

daren must now atone for his crimes

Post by **endar** » Fri May 02, 2025 1:14 am

attach the stone of shame!

Post by **dng** » Fri May 02, 2025 9:43 am

o'sullivan's never winning this match, is he? zhao looks bloody great

Post by **dng** » Fri May 02, 2025 11:15 am

Actually, I think he probably looks even better than that

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 02, 2025 2:11 pm

What's O'Sullivan's favourite Smiths song? Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Zhao!!!!

Post by **dng** » Fri May 02, 2025 2:13 pm

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 02, 2025 2:14 pm

dng wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 9:43 am o'sullivan's never winning this match, is he? zhao looks bloody great

He can break my pocket and send my balls shooting over all the floor any time he likes!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 02, 2025 2:15 pm

Pure gold, that!

Post by **dng** » Fri May 02, 2025 2:31 pm

homfrus has evolved into ultra homfrus

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 02, 2025 6:54 pm

dng wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:31 pm homfrus has evolved into ultra homfrus

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen... :'(

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 02, 2025 6:55 pm

Zhao's lost his form a bit - he looks tight.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 02, 2025 7:51 pm

blombluss wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 6:55 pm Zhao's lost his form a bit - he looks tight.

Right on the money as per usual!

Post by **dng** » Fri May 02, 2025 7:52 pm

well, not that tight

Post by **dng** » Fri May 02, 2025 7:52 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 02, 2025 8:03 pm

It is time for the left handed to rise to the top... and probably smear ink and spill things a bit in the process, whilst doing so!

Post by **dng** » Fri May 02, 2025 8:08 pm

that was pretty amazing really

Post by **dng** » Sat May 03, 2025 7:24 pm

judd trump must have the least confident aura of any player in any sport ever

Post by **blombluss** » Sat May 03, 2025 7:26 pm

WILL I AM S has been super impressive. And his eyesight is a bit dicky doo dah, too!

Post by **dng** » Sat May 03, 2025 7:27 pm

he sounds like he has the same absolutely shit eyes as me

Post by **dng** » Sat May 03, 2025 7:28 pm

also the same crappily balding head