TwitterMusk

[blombluss]

Apparently Bluesky is surging in popularity (I went on it for the first time in weeks earlier). Which is good, I guess.

[dng]

purplechair and josette both followed me on there today/yesterday

[dng]

which was nice

[blombluss]

Yup, nice one!

[dng]

Today on youtube I got an advert where a deepfake Keir starmer told me to scan in a qr code and invest all my money in whatever scam shite they were selling

[dng]

Which was nice

[dng]

One day soon literally all adverts will be this sort of shit

[dng]

Like how all phone calls are now a robot telling you they’re from bt/microsoft/amazon/etc

[dng]

Also this has nothing to do with twitter or elon musk but also feels like it does somehow

[blombluss]

and invest all my money in whatever scam shite they were selling

And did you?

[dng]

I am now a billionaire

[An Unicorn]

You should buy Twitter

[dng]

the first thing i do will be to change its name to n4ta

[An Unicorn]

A giant neon 4 blazing in the night skies of Maldon (until the town council makes you take it down because of people complaining that they can't sleep because it's too bright)

[blombluss]

Maldon will face reprisals for their wokist actions.

Perhaps the supply of tea into the town will be controlled and reduced by 26%.

[dng]

What need have we of tea when we have all the salt in the world

[blombluss]

You cads!

[endar]

Maldon will face reprisals for their wokist actions.

Perhaps the supply of tea into the town will be controlled and reduced by 26%.

the people of Maldon throwing tea into the river blackwater

[dng]

The useless bastards blowing up the moon now

https://www.theguardian.com/science/202 ... -collision

[Bruce Sato]

I'd be fine with it if he were on board.