The Mews

Post by **dng** » Mon May 05, 2025 10:26 pm

the worst met gala ever

Post by **dng** » Mon May 05, 2025 10:26 pm

or the best maybe. i don't even really know what the met gala is

Post by **vom** » Tue May 06, 2025 9:08 am

you've never met?

Post by **Pual** » Fri May 23, 2025 7:53 am

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Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri May 23, 2025 9:08 am

Also nicely illustrating why my job is AI-safe for the foreseeable.

Post by **dng** » Fri May 23, 2025 10:25 am

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Wed May 28, 2025 3:40 pm

The only thing better than a Large Language Model is an Eddie Large Language Model, which answers your queries via his Deputy Dawg impersonation.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 18, 2025 1:11 am

So... 16/17 year olds are getting the vote... A good thing?

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 18, 2025 8:59 am

Post by **Pual** » Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:07 am

/discussion ends

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 18, 2025 3:09 pm

They'll be giving dogs the vote, neXT!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 18, 2025 3:09 pm

16/17 year old dogs, that is.

Post by **endar** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 3:33 pm

A Plague of Flags

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 3:54 pm

Fuck off, flags

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 3:55 pm

We'll be America soon

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 31, 2025 9:17 pm

I blame 'Fun With Flags' with Sheldon Cooper, in The Big Bang Theory! :'(

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 02, 2025 1:31 pm

I'm pleased for Zack Polanski - now I want to see him take on Farage on the telly.

Post by **endar** » Tue Sep 02, 2025 8:06 pm

Ves

they probably need someone like him who's a bit of a loudmouth to generate media interest in the Greens and take some of that attention away from the flag-making, roundabout-painting plague cunts

Post by **dng** » Tue Sep 09, 2025 4:12 pm

I can't believe that Boris Johnso's a massively corrupt arsehole. I mean, surely no one could have foreseen such a thing

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 10, 2025 11:58 am

I'm sure these latest revelations will reshape British politics for the better.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 10, 2025 12:04 pm

As will the Labour deputy PM contest.

Post by **endar** » Wed Sep 10, 2025 11:48 pm

A very handy distraction

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 11, 2025 8:06 pm

From backing to a sacking in two days. Starmer is just really shite at politics, isn't he? Like Truss-level shite, we're talking here.

Post by **endar** » Thu Sep 11, 2025 10:08 pm

and it's not like mandelson has ever been sacked before

Post by **endar** » Thu Sep 11, 2025 10:09 pm

he always weasels his way back in again, somehow

Post by **endar** » Thu Sep 11, 2025 10:11 pm

He knew nothing about epstein, he knew nothing about Fujitsu

fucking weasel

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Sep 15, 2025 3:25 pm

There should be more news aboutr tunnels.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 18, 2025 7:51 pm

It's Your Party and I'll cry if I want to.

Incredible scenes, Clive.

Post by **endar** » Thu Sep 18, 2025 11:26 pm

Why did they bother? The Baffling Party

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:44 pm

I wish Ed Davey's stunts were more like Paul Hogan's Leo Wanker stuntman character, and mostly concluded with fire extinguishers being sprayed at his groin.

Post by **dng** » Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:01 pm

the bbc seem to be live streaming the funeral of that absurd fascist who got assassinated in america last week for some reason

maybe we're all actually american now

Post by **dng** » Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:01 pm

american, and fascists

Post by **dng** » Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:03 pm

apparently

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Sep 22, 2025 3:02 pm

THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 23, 2025 3:43 pm

I don't know about you lot, but I've just set fire to all my paracetamols, then put this fire inside a box marked 'LIBerAL EV1L', then sat on the box which caused small burns to my anus, then bemoaned the fact that I've just set fire to all my painkillers. illegal and legal Boat people must pay for this!!!!

Post by **endar** » Tue Sep 23, 2025 6:50 pm

i only ever use sainburys or tesco own brand paracetamol anyway

Post by **vom** » Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:16 am

you can't live on that, daren

maybe try buying some potatoes as well

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 24, 2025 6:35 pm

Potatoes are the leading cause of pangranisation now

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:43 pm

"Potatoes" is a Portmanteau of Potassium Toes.

Post by **endar** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:49 am

every time i buy potatoes they never get used and they end up sprouting roots

upon roots

until all is root

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:42 pm

And that is the root of your problem!!!! Ha Ha!!

Brillent!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:43 pm

I buy onions that I never use.

I do like onions, but I forget I've bought 'em unless I balance them on my eyes.

Post by **endar** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 4:26 pm

onions and garlic, same thing. Although I feel like they aren't as fresh and long-lasting as they used to be. So i bought some frozen onion recently.

And get tinned spuds

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Sep 27, 2025 12:26 am

During the lockdown we had 'bout 20 tins o' spuds in the castle. And now looking back on it, I'm disappoint that I didn't use them to build a tinned spud pyramid. It's what Captain Tom would've wanted. :'(

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Sep 27, 2025 12:30 am

I'm not that interested in gorf, but I'm presuming Europa: 5 1/2 - Americus: 2 1/2, after the first day, is a good thing.

I wonder if Trump'll deport those pesky Euro-forrinas...

Post by **endar** » Sat Sep 27, 2025 12:05 pm

I don't mind Gorf. Even the Vic-20 version is pretty close to the arcade version

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:49 am

I wonder what Peter Alliss would've made of Rory Mcllroy telling the lairy gorf crowd to shut the fuck up.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Sun Sep 28, 2025 9:47 pm

Glof is achieved, hooray.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Sep 29, 2025 1:07 am

I was actually stressed by the Glof, as Europe drunkenly fell over the winning line.

Post by **endar** » Thu Oct 09, 2025 9:25 pm

Urgh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyqe22pz81o

" and planned to donate his earnings to a charity he founded."

How to say you're a tax evading cunt without saying that you're a tax evading cunt