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For him the var is over
Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
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I know it's not football, but have youse ever seen the current women's 400m world rekkid set by East Germany's Marita Koch, way back in 1985?
https://youtu.be/p-LpFPmS0L4?si=iWw4pe3XSpFQJC-5&t=112

That is a proper mental run, whilst obviously on all sorts of drugs, but now the record is under threat by an American coached by Bobby Kersee, who coached the extremely fast Florence Griffith Joyner, who quit the sport at the height of her powers when out of season drug testing was introduced. Hmm...

In short... athletics... ugh...
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they don't need drugs anymore now they've all got rocket powered shoes
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Maybe they inject the drugs into the shoes? :D
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Wolves dun wun in Rumbelows Cup!
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everton have a player called thierno barry, which is maybe my favourite footballer name yet
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Igor Jesus is my favourite
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I love that if you look up Igor Jesus on Wikipedia there's a disambiguation page because there are currently two active Igor Jesii
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excellent
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Didn't Igor Jesus do a Peel session back in '94? :D
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Hairy Kane - fastest to 100 goals (in just 104 gaymes), beating Haaland and CRonaldo.

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i bet steve bull did it faster
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I think prime Steve Bull would've loved the Bundesliga. :D
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Thinking about the unpleasant atmosphere at the Ryder Cup... do you think Turmp and his followers might try a similar approach in the Amelican World Cup matches? :o
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isn't that just a normal football match atmosphere?
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dng wrote: Mon Sep 29, 2025 6:20 pm isn't that just a normal football match atmosphere?
Troo, but I think Trumnp has the capacity to be like that Kuwaiti Prince who stopped the France - Kuwait match from the stands and got a goal chalked off against his country.

Actually... I think I'd enjoy watching mad stuff like that! :D
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Ange at Forest has major Cloughie at Leeds, vibes. :D
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poor old ange
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the worlds most miserable man
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dng wrote: Sun Sep 14, 2025 12:37 pm My main hope for the season is that best manager ever Russell Martin gets rangers relegated
well there goes that dream
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I hoep Rnagers get Stevie G back in - he's excellent!!!
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The year is 2034 and Brentford are playing Everton ON THE FUCKING MOON!
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blombluss wrote: Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:15 pm I hoep Rnagers get Stevie G back in - he's excellent!!!
Stevie G say no? Stevie Gerroutofit more like!!!!!
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Stop the match, there’s a rat on the pitch

(in wales)
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i don't get it
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its a picture of the rat that was on the pitch
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(in wales)
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rat rhymes with cat
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which was once on the pitch
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(not in wales)
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they don't have cats in wales
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Hurrah for ikkle Cape Verde qualifying for the Wolrd Cup!
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blombluss wrote: Fri Oct 03, 2025 1:48 am Ange at Forest has major Cloughie at Leeds, vibes. :D
And now he’s dead
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Although losing away to Chelsea hardly seems the most surprising result.
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Poor miserable useless old ange
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Nobody could've seen this coming... :'(
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Also Wolves... still focked...
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Guardian:

"Tel Aviv football derby between Hapoel and Maccabi called off after rioting
Israeli police make nine arrests, citing ‘disorderly conduct, riots, injured police officers’ and infrastructure damage"

There's a certain dark humour in this, if you're the West Midlands Police Commissioner!
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they've got pretty incredible comic timing, you have to give them that
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Southend appear to be doing alreet, Davuss.
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They are. Also Maldon are on the tv again soon (fa cup, might only be on bt. As is Chelmsford versus Braintree). Essex football is clearly the best
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I expect its all the shrimp you eat in Essex that is behind your increasingly strong grip on football's neck. :D
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seandycheisagoodmanafootballman
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i watched some of the barcelona champions league game earlier, and it was the astonishingly corrupt refereeing i've seen in a game since presumably whenever i last watched eitehr barcelona or real madrid in the champions league

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkcdVMWrxmQ

this sending off's just incredible (second booking is at 2:16, but the first booking was even more not even a foul let alone a booking than that one is)
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^^^^ That is disgraceful!
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Aston Villa lost earlier to a team with a name you'd expect to find in a b-grade Roy of the Rovers strip (Go Ahead Eagles). I hope Villa lose their next matches to Everpool and Barnes United. :)
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dng wrote: Mon Oct 13, 2025 10:59 pm they don't have cats in wales
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Her father had been an engineer and she was also continuously 'playing with forbidden things', all of which contributed to her designated position.
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Cutting edge tactical genius Martin O'Neill (75) is an interesting choice for Celtique...
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