Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:01 pm

due to them being absolutely ultra piss

Post by **dng** » Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:02 pm

this si presumably due to them playing in yellow now instead of orange/gold

Post by **dng** » Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:02 pm

they deserve everything they get for this

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:13 am

What helps Wolves fans to cope is the memory of being in the old fourth division and losing to Chorley in the FA Cup. Not too many big-ish clubs have experienced that sorta thang and bounced back, so we'll be able to handle whats happening at the mo / our subsequent relegation back to the old D2.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Dec 11, 2025 7:45 pm

Do you think Wolves could get Xabi Alonso for next season?

Post by **dng** » Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:04 pm

i was booking some tickets for the world cup final and accidentally bought a few extra if anyone wants any

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0x38e04yro

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:54 pm

Thanks, but I've already got 305 tickets for the final between USA I and USA II.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 15, 2025 1:10 am

That new Celtic manager appears to be out of his depth, which is good news for Hearts.

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 16, 2025 6:57 pm

Why the fuck does the bbc website keep publishing articles about how great that man who tried to murder hundreds of liverpool fans is?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33mpgr81zro

It's genuinely baffling/unsettling

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 16, 2025 6:59 pm

You have to get to pretty much the last paragraph of that to discover that this man who'd lived a life of blameless selfless wonder once got discharged from the army for biting a man's ear off

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Wed Dec 17, 2025 5:35 pm

dng wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 6:57 pm Why the fuck does the bbc website keep publishing articles about how great that man who tried to murder hundreds of liverpool fans is?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33mpgr81zro

It's genuinely baffling/unsettling

I'm probably being paranoid that it's a deliberate attempt to soft-pedal someone who fits the profile of a cryptofascist so as to appease the right wing, but

Post by **dng** » Wed Dec 17, 2025 7:49 pm

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Post by **dng** » Thu Dec 18, 2025 1:12 am

blombluss wrote: Mon Dec 15, 2025 1:10 am That new Celtic manager appears to be out of his depth, which is good news for Hearts.

its pretty impressive that rangers and celtic have both managed to appoint their worst managers ever in the same season somehow

Post by **dng** » Thu Dec 18, 2025 1:13 am

and one of them will still probably end up winning the league

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:24 am

Soccer is dead

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:25 am

Also I'm pretty sure they're going to hold World Cup games in Philadelphia next year so that's my commute fucked

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:30 pm

An Unicorn wrote: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:25 am Also I'm pretty sure they're going to hold World Cup games in Philadelphia next year so that's my commute fucked

Maybe the matches could be played in an extremely large tub of cream cheese?

: PhiladelphiaCreamCheese.jpg (39.22 KiB) Viewed 13912 times

Post by **dng** » Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:38 pm

I watched the end of the spurs Liverpool match, and it was hilariously inept. Both teams trying to lose their heads more stupidly than the other (spurs probably won that competition while not actually winning the match itself, obviously)

Post by **dng** » Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:41 pm

Also i think that means that Liverpool have won as many league games at new white hart lane (opened 2019) as spurs have won at anfield (opened 1884) (5 each)

Post by **dng** » Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:43 pm

Poor old spurs

Post by **dng** » Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm

If I had a dazn subscription I could have watched southend lose at the same time instead

Post by **dng** » Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm

But I don't even know what a dazn is

Post by **dng** » Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm

In other news, footballs shit

Post by **endar** » Sat Dec 20, 2025 8:13 pm

no-one can spurs quite like spurs

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:19 am

dng wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm But I don't even know what a dazn is

For ages, I thought it was an illegal streaming site!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Dec 30, 2025 8:45 pm

Things I have no interest in knowing what they are pt.18392

"0.2102839 xG" or whatever it is!

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 30, 2025 10:38 pm

wolves won! (a point)

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Dec 31, 2025 12:57 am

Hurrah! It Chrismas micricle!

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 01, 2026 12:41 pm

Chelsea sacking their manager because he wears his own clothes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0n8d913d8o

"In addition, he has increasingly avoided wearing club tracksuits, opting instead for his own clothing."

Post by **endar** » Thu Jan 01, 2026 1:15 pm

How very dare

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:16 pm

the fa should have done this when england lost to iceland

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... aubameyang

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jan 02, 2026 8:57 pm

We should've stolen all their cod.

Again.

Post by **dng** » Sat Jan 03, 2026 3:57 pm

best ham

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/crmdm1dx188t

Post by **dng** » Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:05 pm

dng wrote: Thu Jan 01, 2026 12:41 pm Chelsea sacking their manager because he wears his own clothes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0n8d913d8o

"In addition, he has increasingly avoided wearing club tracksuits, opting instead for his own clothing."

Man United sacking their manager because they "cannot handle the Gary Neville"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... m7lmnnev0o

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 05, 2026 8:46 pm

dng wrote: Sat Jan 03, 2026 3:57 pm best ham

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/crmdm1dx188t

I don't believe it!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 05, 2026 8:46 pm

Give Gnev the job, and see how he does!

Post by **dng** » Tue Jan 06, 2026 9:58 pm

West Ham better sack poor old lovely nuno now, purely so it means this season he'll have been sacked by forest for losing to west ham, and then sacked by west ham for losing to forest

Post by **dng** » Tue Jan 06, 2026 9:58 pm

it should be illegal to forego the chance for such perfect symmetry

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:31 am

Where is David Batty? The answer will shock you!!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 9jn090kv2o

(He's at home.)

Post by **dng** » Wed Jan 07, 2026 11:05 am

excellent

Post by **endar** » Wed Jan 07, 2026 2:30 pm

ha yeah I just read that.

Nonchalantly grabbing Nicky Butt by the throat

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 12:52 am

if tottenham now sack their manager for drinking out of an arsenal coffee cup then football will finally have achieved it's peak

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 37w009dwlo

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 2:54 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 3:00 pm

I'd like David Batty to become a football pundit.

Presenter: So what did you think of the first half, David?
Batty: I didn't watch it.

Presenter: So what are you hoping to see in the second half?
Batty: I don't know.

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 10:12 pm

i ha da moment the other day when i suddenly got nostalgic for mark lawrenson

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 10:12 pm

i immediately then committed suicide in shame

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 10:12 pm

but still it happened

Post by **dng** » Sat Jan 10, 2026 2:50 pm

clacclesfield

Post by **dng** » Sat Jan 10, 2026 2:50 pm

i don't even know what that means