Winterval Time!

[blombluss]

IT TIME

I put the first cardes up to-day.

[dng]

i ate a mince pie last week

[vom]

I bought a big tree and I put the big tree in my living room and now my house smells of tree

[dng]

I've got a cold

[dng]

The most Christmassy thing of all

[blombluss]

i ate a mince pie last week

All Christmas is ruined!!!!

[blombluss]

I've got a cold

Bad luck!

[endar]

we need to have words with your immune system

[dng]

ves

[blombluss]

NUMBER OF CHRISTMAS CARDS IN BOX = 20
NUMBER OF CHRISTMAS ENVELOPES IN BOX = 14

Maybe I should stuff two cardes to different relatives in one envelope?

[blombluss]

I bought a big tree and I put the big tree in my living room and now my house smells of tree

Hide the tree smell by hanging baubles on it fashioned out of raw meat!

[blombluss]

Films I watch every Christmas

The Porridge film
Escape to Victory
The Italian Job
War Games

Number of Christmas films I watch each and every Christmas = 0

[dng]

Today I went Christmas shopping. Christmas shopping is rubbish really

[blombluss]

Only YOU can save the stalling Brittash economy, David!!!

[blombluss]

Also, I hatt Christmas shopping. If I can't buy it online, sod it!

[blombluss]

Was it busy, the Christmas shopping, Davuss? Did you enjoy the Christmas songs?

[dng]

Yes. No

[blombluss]

I hurt my back rootling around in the DEN OF JUSTICE for the Christmas tree.

It's okay now, though, thanks to the healing powers of whisky.

[An Unicorn]

We had to buy a new Christmas because we threw away the old one while moving

[Gravid]

I bought the traditional IKEA Christmas tree, and ate the traditional Christmas meatballs.

[Gravid]

The process is more exciting than it used to be because they no longer bag up the tree for you using the special machine, as they don't have one of those anymore, so you just have to pick a pre-bagged one and hope it's not a super weird shape when you get it home.

[Bruce Sato]

Poor Ikea special machines, all made redundant. I particularly miss the mechanical buttocks repeatedly sitting on a demonstration chair to show its buttock endurance capacity.

[blombluss]

Frozen turkey for magical turkey day has been purchased and locked in the freezer!

[endar]

i have nothing

NOTHING

[An Unicorn]

Happy Hanukkah

[blombluss]

I've already sent out my Saturnalia invites.

[dng]

My sister and her family are coming here tomorrow,, so I just made the mistake of going to Tescos and it was so full of people and also incessantly loud with Christmas music that I think my brain closed down and I went into some sort of fugue state for the entire duration of my visit

[endar]

sounds familiar

[blombluss]

I've just warded off two family visits by playing the 'Heavy Cold' trump card.

[blombluss]

But a visit tomorrow WILL HAPPAN!

[An Unicorn]

Poor Ikea special machines, all made redundant. I particularly miss the mechanical buttocks repeatedly sitting on a demonstration chair to show its buttock endurance capacity.

Damn robots, taking good jobs from honest hard-working A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ European buttockses

[blombluss]

But a visit tomorrow WILL HAPPAN!

ALL DONE!

NOW TO ENJOY CHrISTMAS! And watch the first episod of Box of Delights as is THE LAw!