The Mews

Post by **dng** » Sat Jan 03, 2026 4:01 pm

fuck off america (part 1 million)

Post by **dng** » Sat Jan 03, 2026 8:17 pm

fuck keir starmer too, obviously, the pathetic little weasel

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Sun Jan 04, 2026 6:31 pm

It's really great, nobody wants this and no amount of public demonstration of opposition and shouting at your representatives does anything

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 05, 2026 8:58 pm

I think Led By Donkeys should create a hard hitting piece of satire to bring both Turmp and Starmber to their kneeses!!!!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jan 06, 2026 8:49 pm

I know it's an old gag, but would TURMP really know the difference between invading Iceland (the country) and Iceland (the supermarket chain) ?

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:47 pm

i went to ipswich today. there was a woman at the fruit and veg stall ranting on and on to the fruit and veg stall man that "labour are ten times worse than the tories ever were and no on ecan tell me any different. they've abandoned every pledge in their manifesto. AND did you know it's not even called WH Smiths any more? You hav eto call it TG JOnes now! Well I'm never calling it TG Jones!"

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:48 pm

i hope keir starmer hangs for this

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:48 pm

anyway usually when i go to ipswich i get sworn at, spat at, or just vaguely and geenrally threatened in some way, so i got off lightly today

Post by **vom** » Thu Jan 15, 2026 11:16 pm

I'm not sure I believe in Ipswich

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Jan 16, 2026 12:19 am

The Anglo-Saxons called it Gipeswic, which I feel explains everything.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jan 16, 2026 2:53 pm

dng wrote: Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:48 pm anyway usually when i go to ipswich i get sworn at, spat at, or just vaguely and geenrally threatened in some way, so i got off lightly today

Well if you will wear a Norwich City shirt...

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:28 pm

Christ Christ Christ

The fuckers are in my city, they are in my town, they killed someone in custody, they're apparently using a church the next street over as staging grounds before they go kidnap people

Fucking christ this fucking country

Post by **dng** » Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:44 pm

urgh. please do not die

Post by **dng** » Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:46 pm

by which i mean please you and everyone else be safe somehow from these fascist cunts

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 19, 2026 4:03 pm

Seconded!

Please be careful!

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Jan 19, 2026 9:01 pm

Post by **endar** » Mon Jan 19, 2026 11:02 pm

+lots

also hopefully everyone rises up against them

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jan 23, 2026 1:25 pm

Turmp playing down the role of UK/Nato soldiers in Afghanistan is a great way to get the UK onside, I'm sure...

Post by **dng** » Fri Jan 30, 2026 10:13 pm

This is the town my grandad and his fifteen brothers and sisters were from

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqzex5evg5o

So its possible i'm related to absolutely everyone in this story

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Feb 03, 2026 2:36 pm

That beats my nan and her thirteen siblings!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Feb 13, 2026 1:00 am

That Sirjim Radcliffe seems like a delightful man

Post by **dng** » Fri Feb 13, 2026 12:24 pm

instead of funding the new old trafford for him, the goverment should now simply bomb old old trafford

Post by **dng** » Fri Feb 13, 2026 12:24 pm

again

Post by **dng** » Fri Feb 13, 2026 12:24 pm

make them play at maine road like the last time

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Feb 13, 2026 1:30 pm

Good idea!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Feb 18, 2026 8:35 pm

REFORM / RESTORE / RECLAIM / ADVANCE - commands from a far right version of MS-DOS?

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Feb 19, 2026 1:03 pm

Andrew Saxe-Coburg-Gotha arrested.

It'll be for financial stuff or passing on sensitive info, won't it?

And part of clearing the decks for King Bill's reign, I guess.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Feb 27, 2026 12:24 pm

Hurrah for Gorton und Denton!

That is all.

Post by **dng** » Fri Feb 27, 2026 12:37 pm

Post by **endar** » Fri Feb 27, 2026 2:29 pm

Very very ves

Come on, the fucking Greens

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Mar 01, 2026 12:51 pm

I just hope I can cope with injecting all the crack cocaines into my baals should the Greens form the next government!!!!11!!

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 01, 2026 1:57 pm

moderate drug policies are the most extremist views possible

Post by **Pual** » Sun Mar 01, 2026 3:01 pm

People whose policies are to be nice to people are the worst people of all.

Post by **vom** » Sun Mar 01, 2026 8:01 pm

In a way, isn't being nice to people the real terrorism? Really make u think

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 11, 2026 2:50 pm

This is the school one of my nieces goes too

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c15x1wnd7yqo

(my niece is okay)

Post by **endar** » Wed Mar 11, 2026 3:39 pm

Jesus

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:24 am

Bloody hell Dave!

How dreadful, and glad to hear your niece is okay, mate!

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 11:11 am

yes, thank you

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 8:20 pm

This video was pushed at me:

What the Next 2 to 4 Years Look Like - Prof. Jiang Xueqin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBr0KH7VxCY

On the Youtubes, and I found it interesting, but nuts.

The prof apprently comes to his conclusions using game theory, which is summat I know bugger all about.

It's real 'end of days' stuff, that video. :O *shudders*

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Mar 25, 2026 8:42 pm

So if WW3 begins on Saturday, then it's been nice knowing you peeps!

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 25, 2026 9:09 pm

But I've got a cinema ticket booked for sunday

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 25, 2026 9:09 pm

How inconsiderate

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 26, 2026 1:42 am

And it also means you never get to see a Will Ferrell film, so... swings and roundabouts, really...

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 14, 2026 12:15 am

So Turmp and MAGA are attacking the Amelican Pope, who is being defended by... Iran?!?

Saying that ^^^ is beyond satire isn't doing it justice!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 26, 2026 2:15 pm

Another day another "assassination" attempt.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 26, 2026 2:33 pm

How come americans are such bad shots anyway

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 29, 2026 1:39 pm

Only Prince Charles can save us now (with the aid of a hammer)

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 08, 2026 7:32 pm

Did your urea go Reform?

I gots 'Labour Hold', which could be worse, I guess.

Also, pleased for the dangerous far-left terrorist group that is Plaid Cymru, and the SNP in Écosse.

Post by **dng** » Fri May 08, 2026 7:47 pm

I'm not sure I can bear to look (it's fucking essex, so it's going to be either conservative or reform, isn't it?)

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri May 08, 2026 11:05 pm

Oxford city council stayed Labour; lost two wards (including mine, which went Green) but gained one from an independent.