The World's Politest General Erection

[blombluss]

Takes place to-day.

In Canada.

GO NDP!

[dng]

They seem to have even more elections than we do

[richschnauzer]

Vote for Trudeau

[blombluss]

I'm surprised our dick PM hasn't done that yet.

[blombluss]

They seem to have even more elections than we do

That's because they're too polite to say 'no!'

[blombluss]

An okay result, I guess. Mind you, any non-Tory victory is a 'win', isn't it really.

[endar]

Hooray my 4 year expired passprt was sufficient to vott

[dng]

best system

[blombluss]

Daren is a genuine danger to democracy. And that's just his trousers!!!!

[blombluss]

I postal voted, so I put in a polaroid photo of my genitals in with the paperwork, just so that my vott would count.

[vom]

I waved my driver's licence at a woman and then ticked some of the boxes that said "make everything worse" rather than the ones that said "make everything MUCH worse". the end

[dng]

i didnt vote cause i thought that'd be wildly irresponsible really

[dng]

even though theres no laws about infecting anone and everyone anymore at all i doubt

[dng]

anyway, if i had voted, i could have voted for local conservative paul hole

[blombluss]

i didnt vote cause i thought that'd be wildly irresponsible really

Fair dos!

[blombluss]

even though theres no laws about infecting anone and everyone anymore at all i doubt

It's now illegal to NOT infect people!

[blombluss]

Some seats have been won and some have been lost, apparently!!!

[An Unicorn]

anyway, if i had voted, i could have voted for local conservative paul hole

Ah! Wow! Woah! It's a "hole".

[richschnauzer]

[blombluss]

Get Chuck D in to rap it!

[dng]

There was a local council election here today. Usually in maldon i get the choice of a conservative, another conservative, some who used to be a conservative, and a fascist or two. Today fro some reason i could vote for:

Lib dem
Green

List Ends

[dng]

Might actually for once vote for the winning candidate

[dng]

(But also almost certainly wont)

[blombluss]

I'd vote for the Essex Terror party if I could.

[dng]

Might actually for once vote for the winning candidate

I didnt

[An Unicorn]

I actually won an erection last year.

Got elected to Minority Inspector of Elections for our precinct, apparently because me and my wife writing me in for a lark was enough to win clean.

[An Unicorn]

Soon, the world!

[dng]

Hooray

[dng]

I would definitely vote unicorn

[endar]

me 3

[blombluss]

95% TARIFF TAX ON ALL UNICORNS!!!