Neil Robertson's Hair

Post by **dng** » Mon Jan 12, 2026 12:17 am

Also wordy's defeated selby now as well. come on wordy!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 12, 2026 1:47 am

What educational yet malevolent spirit have you unleashed David?!?

:'(

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 14, 2026 1:52 am

I'm loving all these 6-2 results. Nowt weird about that, I'm sure...

Post by **dng** » Wed Jan 14, 2026 4:07 am

There's no match fixing in snooker, homfrus

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 14, 2026 5:02 pm

6-2!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 14, 2026 5:03 pm

I continue to blame Wordy.

And dng.

Post by **dng** » Wed Jan 14, 2026 10:35 pm

blombluss wrote: Wed Jan 14, 2026 5:02 pm6-2!

and another. poor the snooker

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 15, 2026 12:14 am

i like this amazing stat on the bbc

"Remarkably, the odds of predicting the scores and also correctly naming all eight winners amounted to 20,000,000-1."

which would be a bit more amazing if it wasn't for the fact that'd be true no matter what the bloody scores were surely

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jan 16, 2026 2:53 pm

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 11:01 am

oh no poor old john virgo

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 11:02 am

it was only a week ago he was commentating on the masters

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 11:02 am

the excitement of seeing kyren wilson win must have been too much for him

Post by **vom** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 11:31 am

rip john, your wikipedia picture makes you look like aidan moffat xx

Post by **endar** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 12:33 pm

poor old Virgo

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 1:30 pm

Weep. Why couldn't it have been Jim Davidson instead, etc.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 2:37 pm

Agreed. Also, RIP JV.

I thought he'd go on commentating forever.

Post by **dng** » Fri Mar 20, 2026 12:11 pm

blimey

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/art ... 4391l3lvxo

Post by **dng** » Fri Mar 20, 2026 12:30 pm

didn't even need that stupid saudi arabian golden ball

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:13 pm

Chuff me!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:22 pm

THANK YOU LIKANG ROASTED EEL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVg70qVju2w

Post by **dng** » Fri Mar 20, 2026 6:26 pm

i hope ronnie now has all the roasted eel he could ever want or need

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 20, 2026 8:43 pm

dng wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2026 12:30 pm didn't even need that stupid saudi arabian golden ball

That Saudi golden ball is now on fire and possibly radioactive, also.

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 1:50 pm

I caught the end of this final and it was pretty incredible. O Sullivan was 6-4 down when I turned it on, before getting three centuries in a row. Then after the interval, Un Nooh won all four frames, including three straight complete clearances, the middle one of which was a 147

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 1:50 pm

7 frames, 6 centuries, in about an hour and a half

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 1:50 pm

Selby wouldn't even have finished the first frame by now

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 8:24 pm

dng wrote: Sun Mar 22, 2026 1:50 pm Selby wouldn't even have finished the first frame by now

Ha! You can't bally well rush being a jester, don'tchaknow!

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 20, 2026 4:55 pm

Wu Yize's bloody brilliant

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 20, 2026 4:56 pm

I hope he wins the whole thing

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 25, 2026 11:48 am

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Post by **endar** » Sat Apr 25, 2026 7:08 pm

Ronnie Butterworth

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 25, 2026 7:24 pm

excellent

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 26, 2026 2:09 pm

JOhn Higgins there looks like he should be 2nd rhythm guitarist in Wet Wet Wet's touring group.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 26, 2026 2:34 pm

While ronnie looks like he's managing bournemouth

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Apr 27, 2026 5:51 pm

Piss and baals

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 27, 2026 9:06 pm

poor old ronnie

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 27, 2026 9:25 pm

He didn't really even do that much wrong this afternoon

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 27, 2026 9:26 pm

Unlike trump, who just sort of semi bottled it at the end there just now by refusing to take a pot on while he was in on the last frame

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 29, 2026 1:32 pm

Alan McManus was a bit of a dick to Vafaei in the post match interview. Did he really need to bring up Vafaei's previous cutting comments about the Crucible when he's just beaten Trump in such a tense match, as well as the current situation in Iran, which had just been touched upon in the interview?

Post by **endar** » Wed Apr 29, 2026 3:27 pm

wow, poor Hossein. As if he has any involvement in all that trumpery

Post by **endar** » Wed Apr 29, 2026 3:28 pm

he was probably told to ask though, by bbc bastards

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 29, 2026 4:23 pm

arseholes

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 30, 2026 7:50 pm

That session of Higgins and Murphy was rubb and not sesy like I thought it'd be...

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 30, 2026 8:43 pm

wu yize's bloody amazing though. imagine how depressing its going to be when he loses to shuan bloody murphy in the final

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 01, 2026 2:10 am

ves and ves

Post by **dng** » Fri May 01, 2026 5:06 pm

this is genuinely the shittest frame of snooker ever

Post by **dng** » Fri May 01, 2026 5:09 pm

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Post by **dng** » Fri May 01, 2026 5:09 pm

its been like that for 45 fucking minutes now

Post by **Pual** » Fri May 01, 2026 5:30 pm

Haha that’s something like I’d end up with on Pot Black on the ZX Spectrum in 1984

Post by **Pual** » Fri May 01, 2026 5:32 pm

John Virgo would have potted them all in one shot.

Post by **Pual** » Fri May 01, 2026 5:34 pm

The lost to Tony Drago