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Post by **endar** » Tue Jul 07, 2026 6:58 pm

I've been considering the Himalayas

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 08, 2026 12:47 am

I like the rugged manliness of the HIMalayas. I dread to think how comfortable and well laid out the HERalayas would be!!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 09, 2026 10:54 am

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 09, 2026 10:54 am

That is all.

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 09, 2026 12:05 pm

I concur

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 09, 2026 6:31 pm

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 12:03 am

I am dead. Give items to who?

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 12:34 am

I'm curranty wearing shorts. Nobody needs to see my knees.

Post by **vom** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 7:31 am

I put up a tent in the garden and have slept in it the last two nights.

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 10:00 am

excellent

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 10:00 am

i simply slept in a puddle of my own sweat

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 10:52 am

It feels like I slept on my kidneys. Also I think I had sleep paralysis this morning.

Today I made myself go out to the shops in the morning as it's only going to get hotter and worse the later I leave it. Left around 9.30 and it was already hotter than I ever want it to be. At least I got fish fingers for the first time in months.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 3:09 pm

I dreamt about a fridge freezer with magical powers. I've never dreamt about a fridge freezer before (I don't think).

Post by **Pual** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 4:04 pm

blombluss wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2026 3:09 pm I dreamt about a fridge freezer with magical powers. I've never dreamt about a fridge freezer before (I don't think).

I’m surprised at that. Fridge-freezer dreams account for 29% of all dreams… and this was true even before fridge-freezers were invented.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 11, 2026 3:24 pm

ves. 50,000 year old cave paintings show this to be the case.

Post by **dng** » Tue Jul 14, 2026 12:05 pm

It's never going to be cold again, is it?

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jul 14, 2026 12:13 pm

We've curranty got some 25 mph Easterly winds that are helping a bit, but should they bate... oh Gawd...

Post by **endar** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 4:31 pm

I predict that once the summer holidays are in full swing, the coldness and rain will return

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 8:08 pm

I bloody hope so.

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 8:17 pm

i hope it snows

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:13 am

Bloomin' snowflake!!!!1111

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:16 pm

I saw some grey clouds overhead to-day.

It took me back to when I was a childer.

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:36 pm

it was grey and kind of cold here all day (24 degrees)

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:36 pm

it is impossible to survive in such extremes

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 12:30 pm

endar wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 4:31 pm I predict that once the summer holidays are in full swing, the coldness and rain will return

i'm actually thinking about putting a jumper on now

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 12:30 pm

the curse is real

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 2:22 pm

If you've been affected by any of the issues raised by dng, please contact 089132 4548 3829

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 23, 2026 12:27 pm

I can't remember the last time it rained. It is 3 weeks or possibly even a month ago?!?

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 23, 2026 1:21 pm

We had a thunderstorm during the group stage of the World Cup (sixteen weeks ago)

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu Jul 23, 2026 1:38 pm

The thunderstorm lost 4-2 on penalties.

Post by **Pual** » Thu Jul 23, 2026 6:25 pm

The daft thing is that it didn’t stop raining at all until mid-may.

Post by **vom** » Sun Jul 26, 2026 6:16 am

It is raining now (in Lancashire) (because I am camping)

Post by **Pual** » Sun Jul 26, 2026 9:19 am

We had rain just now for a whole minute.

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 26, 2026 9:33 am

i've never seen such wonders

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 26, 2026 9:33 am

i don't like it someone make it stop

Post by **Pual** » Sun Jul 26, 2026 9:35 am

Yeah… it might rain again next month too

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 26, 2026 10:37 am

vom wrote: Sun Jul 26, 2026 6:16 am It is raining now (in Lancashire) (because I am camping)

Only Vom's camping can ward off a great drought.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 26, 2026 10:41 am

Pual wrote: Sun Jul 26, 2026 9:19 am We had rain just now for a whole minute.

You flash bugger!

We had to make do with 37 seconds of slight drizzle.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jul 27, 2026 3:14 pm

The HAWt is back to-morrow and Wednesday.

Post by **dng** » Tue Jul 28, 2026 10:15 pm

someone please make it stop

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 29, 2026 1:06 pm

Only the moon can save us now.

Post by **endar** » Wed Jul 29, 2026 7:42 pm

Dark side of please

Post by **Pual** » Wed Jul 29, 2026 8:19 pm

It’s so hot it’s probably cooler even on the dark side of the sun

Post by **endar** » Wed Jul 29, 2026 8:40 pm

Dark side of Mercury please

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Thu Jul 30, 2026 12:08 am

endar wrote: Wed Jul 29, 2026 7:42 pm Dark side of please

There is no dark side of the moon.

As a matter of fact it's all moon.

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 30, 2026 12:45 am

I'll moon you in a minute

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 30, 2026 1:14 am

I did some gardening to-day, and saw two topless men cutting their grasses. I had a t-shirt on in order to keep all my blue belly button fluff intact.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 30, 2026 11:38 am

HEAVY DRIZZLE IS MA SHIZZLE

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 30, 2026 12:03 pm

i stayed in this building for y dad's 70th two years ago

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it was february it wasn't on fire

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 30, 2026 12:04 pm

they were the old lifeboat mans cottages or something in dunwich (the suffolk version rather than the lovecraft version)