Soccerball Therad

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jul 13, 2026 3:06 pm

vom wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 8:27 am And then they get beaten 14-0 by France in the final

Thanks France

Thrance

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jul 13, 2026 3:09 pm

I bet Jordan Henderson'll play in the 3/4 playoff with HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!!

Post by **dng** » Mon Jul 13, 2026 3:48 pm

jordan henderson will come on and punch it in the net and it'll have to be allowed by var because it only hit his plaster cast and not his actual hand

CandyDarling · Post by **CandyDarling** » Mon Jul 13, 2026 8:08 pm

At the cup final, the visibly rotting pedophile president will stumble over from his trough to meet the winning team, and fart so hard his eyes fly out

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jul 14, 2026 12:06 pm

We can but hope.

Post by **dng** » Tue Jul 14, 2026 10:39 pm

stupid france

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:10 am

ZUT ALORS

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 12:39 pm

From the bbc

What makes a World Cup semi-final with Argentina different from the meetings with West Germany in 1990 and Croatia in 2018 is the history of sporting antipathy and controversy between the two teams stretching back to 1966.

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 12:40 pm

England Germany matches being noted for a lack of controversy, antipathy, historical rivalry

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 12:41 pm

Germany should demand Rockall at every opportunity, to spice the football up a bit.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:17 pm

As the ITV studio panel said, Spain were a team, whilst France were a group of individuals.

To say Olise was anonymous is an understatement, and I felt a bit sorry for Digne. He was Mariana Trench level of out of his depth, there.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:20 pm

Bruce Sato wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:10 amZUT ALORS

UP YOURS DELORS!!!!!!

And I don't even know what a delors is!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:28 pm

That was the best opening 25 minutes of the world cup. 11 fouls, no shots. Proper football

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:52 pm

19 fouls, 3 shots (none on target). Best half ever

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:53 pm

I like the way that even though ten minutes of that was just everyone standing around moaning at the ref, they still couldn't be bothered to add any stoppage time on

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:54 pm

Just getting to the penalties as quickly as possible

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 9:05 pm

Well that was the most southgate thing ever

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 9:16 pm

actually loads worse than southgate i suppose, in that tuchel actually decided to do it tactically rather than england just sort of naturally doing it through timidity

Post by **vom** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:14 pm

yeah that was pretty shit.

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:16 pm

i'm still excited for the match on saturday though (southend v west ham)

Post by **Pual** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:27 pm

Tuchel you have messed up.

Post by **Pual** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:29 pm

Still it was good to see England reverting to the good old 1980s hoof it aimlessly into the box at the end.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 16, 2026 12:01 am

We got what we deserved there. Argentina were the better team, and getting knocked out like that felt a bit like how the French must've felt vesterday.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:40 am

I can't be arsed to watch the 3rd/4th place match, and as for the final... I hope Spain absolutely stuff 'em!

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:46 am

i'm going to patriotically cheer sir harold kane on to his glorious golden boot victory

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 12:12 pm

I would love it if one of the teams in the 3rd / 4th place playoff said "screw you guys we're going home" and just left.

Post by **Pual** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 2:50 pm

It would be good if the England team unfurled a banner at the start that said “keep your fucking hands off the falklands, Argentina” and then got immediately banned.

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 3:39 pm

france unfurling a banner stating categorically they want nothing to do with jersey and/or guernsey at all

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:20 am

Tuchel out?

I think it should happen.

He's made too many mistakes.

Give KSI a go.

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 2:24 pm

Finally time for big sam to come back and extend his 100% win ratio off towards infinity

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:21 pm

We're going to lose 4-0 (Mbappe 3 / Dembele).

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:35 pm

If england win tonight they'll have won more games at this world cup than scotland have won at all the world cups

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 9:52 pm

England are definitely going to win the workd cup if they keep playing like this

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 10:31 pm

England are definitely not going to win the world cup if they keep playing like this

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:03 pm

Best game ever

Post by **endar** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:58 pm

apparently some football happened

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 12:00 am

its okay theyve stopped now

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 2:09 pm

blombluss wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:21 pm We're going to lose 4-0 (Mbappe 3 / Dembele).

I SAID FRANSE WUD SCOR 4!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 2:15 pm

dng wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:03 pmBest game ever

That was jolly good fun, and it will probably make the final look like dreary shite in comparison, which is nice.

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 7:57 pm

It's slightly beyond dreary shite

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 9:16 pm

It is, i believe, actual dogshit

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:03 pm

Thank fuck for that

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jul 20, 2026 12:17 pm

dng wrote: Sun Jul 19, 2026 9:16 pm It is, i believe, actual dogshit

Brillent actual dogshit!

Spain won - brillent
Argentina lost - brillent
Trump lost - brillent
Infantino lost - brillent
The final was a terrible advert for promoting the game in America - brillent

Hurrah!

Post by **dng** » Mon Jul 20, 2026 12:31 pm

Now let's never talk about football again

Post by **vom** » Mon Jul 20, 2026 2:02 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:25 pm

BAN ANTS!

BANTS!

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:56 am

Soccer is dead

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:57 am

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:57 am

Post by **endar** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 4:02 am

We can but hope