Technology has failed us

[dng]

now we can make a patriotic non pornographic alternative

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imguk

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all images will be watermarked with a union jack and or a st georges cross

[Pual]

All pictures will be of his majesty the quen

[Pual]

I just saw an advert for something where you send off a dna sample of your pet and they tell you it’s genetic makeup.

[Pual]

I mean if it tells you your cat was descended from Henry 8ths cat then fair enough but I somehow doubt they will.

[blombluss]

I remember watching the Henry 8ths Cat cartoon when I was a childe. I hatted Chris Rabbit for executing Henry 8ths Cat wives.

[blombluss]

My genetic makeup result:

MOSTLY HITLER

[dng]

Query: Pulp Fiction Inglewood

AI Overview
There is no specific connection between "Inglewood" and the movie Pulp Fiction; "Inglewood" is likely a user's typo for the name of a character in the film, such as Jules or Vincent.

[dng]

best explanation ever

[blombluss]

Query: Pulp Fiction Inglewood

AI Overview
There is no specific connection between "Inglewood" and the movie Pulp Fiction; "Inglewood" is likely a user's typo for the name of a character in the film, such as Jules or Vincent.

Excellent!

Best 7 billion dollars ever spent!

[Bruce Sato]

My computer chair has completely subsided, leaving me perilously close to the floor. Oh well, a problem for the new year.

[blombluss]

Some of those hours were spent looking for a new printer that wasn’t a subscription scam and a pc that wasn’t windows

I'm happy with my Epson XP 2205 (£40 - Argos), and the unofficial replacement ink cartridges are non-insanely priced, too.

My printer/scanner is still working perfectly just as the 1 yr guarantee is about to expire!

[Pual]

I started watching something on YouTube last night. 2 adverts before it started. 5 minutes of video then another advert. Then stopped watching.

[dng]

Yes. I also like the way they make you watch even more adverts if you ever have the temerity to press the back button or whatever because you clicked on the wrong thing first of all

[blombluss]

I started watching something on YouTube last night. 2 adverts before it started. 5 minutes of video then another advert. Then stopped watching.

You eville mans!

[Bruce Sato]

I saw a robot today.

[dng]

I hope you blew it up

[blombluss]

Or kissed it.

[blombluss]

Or kissed it and then blew it up.

[blombluss]

Or blew it up and then kissed it.

[blombluss]

New Commodore are bringing a flip phone to the market:

https://deckedoutmagazine.com/2026/06/1 ... 0-release/

$500 for that!?! Lordy!

[dng]

christ

[vom]

I've just bought eight

[blombluss]

I've posted this before, but it's still a (imaginary) thing of beauty that I wish was real.

Atari2600StyleMobilePhone.jpg (278.65 KiB) Viewed 3783 times

[blombluss]

*chefs kiss* x 100

[An Unicorn]

We had thunderstorms the other week and now our clothes washer is knacked

[blombluss]

Blame Zeus.

And his rubbish washing machines.

Zeusnussi

(Zeus / Zanussi)

...

I can only apologise.

[endar]

Get in the Ariston washing machine homfrus

[blombluss]

I agree. It's the only language I understand.

[blombluss]

New Commodore are bringing a flip phone to the market:

https://deckedoutmagazine.com/2026/06/1 ... 0-release/

$500 for that!?! Lordy!

Well I suppose this:

https://commodore.net/store/tac-2/

is more on brand than that sodding phone.

I never had one back in the day, though - I was a Powerplay Cruiser boy!

[endar]

It does look nice, but no mention of whether it has 2 button support

[dng]

If a joystick doesn't look like its from a helicopter gunship then whats the point

[blombluss]

It does look nice, but no mention of whether it has 2 button support

That'd be lovely, and would improve most C64 games by 57.4%

[blombluss]

Not text adventures though.

They are too pure for 2 button support.

[endar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM032oazT1w

insanity of the best kind

[blombluss]

That is bastard brilliant! WOW! :O