Soccerball Therad

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:38 pm

https://twitter.com/pokeythepenguin/sta ... 86919?s=19

Bit late

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 15, 2021 2:37 pm

Pengins are allowed to be late - it says that ni the Bible.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 11:17 pm

What a lovely man Joey Barton is.

Post by **dng** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 11:18 pm

He'll still keep getting employed over, say, any black manager at all, forever

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 11:26 pm

HE'S A COMPETITOR!

Post by **endar** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 12:08 am

Obviously it doesn't need saying that he is a cunt, but i will say it anyway

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 2:03 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:24 pm

GB versus Australia on Friday morn should be a decent game. Just no penalty shootoots plz!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:51 am

And that Wayne Rooney is a card, also.

A very stupid card.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:36 pm

fucking hell

https://twitter.com/JuventusFCWomen/sta ... 87520?s=20

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:39 pm

Lordy!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:42 pm

Also, I see Messi is absolutely, definitely leaving Barcelona, this time, and it's the Spanish League's fault.

So... to Man City, then, as Jack Grealish's understudy?

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 8:07 pm

blombluss wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:39 pmLordy!

too late lads

https://twitter.com/JuventusFCWomen/sta ... 00450?s=20

Post by **dng** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 8:08 pm

What did it say previously

Post by **dng** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 8:08 pm

or do i not want to know

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 8:14 pm

Post by **dng** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:19 pm

christ

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:26 am

Do Juventus exist in a 1970s ITV sitcom reality bubble?

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:01 pm

Apparently they are “at the forefront of the fight against discrimination”.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:37 pm

As was The Black and White Minstrel Show!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:40 pm

Also - hurrah for the Canada women's team. The penalty shoot out with Sweden was so poor, I thought both sides were England's mens team.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:42 pm

And the first English coach (Phil Neville's ex-assistant!

) in the Olympic football final since George Raynor in 1948.

Which is nice.

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:22 pm

the football schedule at the olympics is absurd. they'd played 6 matches in two weeks and just looked absolutely fucked from about 60 minutes in

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:25 am

I never think football is a good fit for the olympics. FIFA merely tolerate it, and the IOC don't like the fact that winning gold in the event isn't the pinnacle of the game.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 2:49 pm

But can Messi do it on a wet February night in Clermont?

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Aug 13, 2021 6:17 pm

So the Pemirer League is back to-nacht/tomorrow.

Hurrah?

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 13, 2021 6:18 pm

i hope football leaves me alone forever

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 13, 2021 6:18 pm

but it won't

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Aug 13, 2021 6:29 pm

With the crowds back, I should be into it, but I think I might be suffering from Football Dysfunction, and only Numan have the answer inside one of their discreet black letterbox-sized containers*!

(*It's a small painting of Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer having a fight - best £56 I ever spent!)

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Aug 14, 2021 12:17 am

Oh dear Arsenhall. I think it's going to be a looooooooooooong season for them.

And well done, Brentford. I was in my late teens when I discovered where Brentford was located. I was getting 'em mixed up with Bradford off of the Northe.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Aug 14, 2021 5:08 pm

https://youtu.be/hyKPHgjnrcM?t=58

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:22 am

Brentford's obsession with value-for-money driven data, knows no bounds.

Post by **dng** » Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:16 am

Jurgen Klopp doesn't wear glasses any more. This is genuinely the worst thing that has ever happened in football

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:33 pm

Haha man shitty

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 15, 2021 6:22 pm

dng wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:16 am Jurgen Klopp doesn't wear glasses any more. This is genuinely the worst thing that has ever happened in football

It robon imposter from a planat which is unable to replicate glasses. For some reason.

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 1:14 pm

its the big match this afternoon: southend v kings lynn

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 1:21 pm

live from "the walks"

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 1:21 pm

which is an excellent name for a stadium well done kings lynn

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 6:13 pm

I still can't quite process how Southend are playing Kings Lynn, and its neither in the FA Cup or a friendly.

Hurrah for the Shrimpers winning 1-0, mind!

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 8:18 pm

We play wealdstone next weekend

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 8:18 pm

We'll be playing harlow and maldon next year probably

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 10:49 pm

Naaaaaaaaaaah, you've got a good chance of promotion, Squire!

Post by **dng** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 11:14 pm

in phil brown we trust

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Aug 21, 2021 11:52 pm

:cue harpsichord:
#Never a frown with Ph-il Brown...#

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:37 pm

Bad luck Wolves, and well done Nuno!

Post by **dng** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:40 pm

lovely nuno

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:42 pm

Phil Brown ought to have a Nuno berad.

Post by **dng** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 7:43 pm

phil brown doesn't deserve a nuno beard

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 23, 2021 7:51 pm

Wolves' Adama Traore is unable to resist the lure of Nuno's berad... :'(

Post by **endar** » Mon Aug 23, 2021 8:20 pm

and £5 pie and pints