Neil Robertson's Hair

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:46 pm

Mark Allen sounds like a prick

Post by **endar** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:48 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:42 am

The only manly way out for him:

Post by **dng** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:34 am

best youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-nXAaLW39k&t=2s

Post by **dng** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:34 am

best haircuts

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:38 pm

Snooker-tronica is an exce idea! Huzzah!

Post by **vom** » Wed Sep 08, 2021 5:46 am

hooray, I love Benjamin Shaw (who made this music) and I supported him at a gig once

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 08, 2021 9:45 am

Excellent. He's great

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:04 pm

Billy Ards.

Billiards.

Post by **dng** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:38 pm

I had a dream last night that me and daren were going to go and watch the snooker and we were really excited to be going to watch the snooker but when we got to the snooker it was mark selby playing the snooker and all our excitement disappeared quite quickly

Post by **endar** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 10:52 pm

oh no

nightmare

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:11 am

Imagine having your dreams invaded by Mark Selby.

And I thought my recent one featuring Chris Tarrant was bad enough...

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:42 am

shaun murphy being an absolute bellend shocker

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/59392405

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:16 am

What a lovely man he is! Pure class through and through.

Post by **Pual** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:46 am

People on twitter have pointed out that he entered the open golf as an amateur

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:52 pm

Thanks to Crockd and Binned I always have to remember that his first name is actually Shaun and not AIDS.

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:53 pm

The only people who should be allowed to play snooker are pre-existing snooker players

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 3:44 pm

Pual wrote: Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:46 am People on twitter have pointed out that he entered the open golf as an amateur

B-b-but that's different, because of... erm... reasons...

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 3:48 pm

Bruce Sato wrote: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:52 pm Thanks to Crockd and Binned I always have to remember that his first name is actually Shaun and not AIDS.

Judd Trump becoming 'Combing Strategies', then just 'Strategies', always makes me chuckle, too.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:44 pm

Another amateur ruins professional snooker.

(Neil Robertson's hair knocked out)

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:19 pm

Good old Ronnie,

The Rocket says he is no longer concerned with the politics of the sport because he has outside interests and has recommended that Murphy follow a similar path, so he won’t find himself ‘in bits’.

‘I hope it gets worse, honestly. I hope it gets worse for them,’ said O’Sullivan after his first round win over another amateur, Michael White. ‘They better start looking for a job if they don’t like it.

‘I drew a line under it a long time ago. I can change what I do, that’s what I’m saying to Murphy, go and get a job, do something else, play snooker for fun because you’re going to have loads more of that.

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:20 pm

hooray

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:21 pm

that's from here, by the way.

https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/25/ronnie-o ... -15665325/

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:52 am

I'm 325% sure that Murphy will take Ronnie's advice, well.

Post by **dng** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 5:23 pm

They've changed the perspective on the snooker table on the masters coverage and it looks all weird and wrong now

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:31 pm

Ooh, I don't like that. It now looks like a snooker table you'd find in a SNES RPG.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 24, 2022 8:43 pm

Hurrah for Hossein Vafaei! An Iran man snooker man.

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 8:38 pm

Urgh, Selby

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 8:39 pm

I've spent about 8 hours watching this today and wondering often about the meaningless of existence

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:23 pm

this might be the single most boring frame of snooker i have ever watched

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:23 pm

and i have watched 4 frames of snooker etc etc

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:48 pm

an hour and forty bloody minutes

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:48 pm

there's still probably going to be three equally tedious frames to come i suppose

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:55 pm

oh wait the next frame was five minutes long and now its over forever hooray

Post by **vom** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 10:29 pm

snoker

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 10:31 pm

a pigeon landed on the table yesterday. that probably raised expectations unrealistically

Post by **endar** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 3:32 am

dng wrote: Sat Apr 23, 2022 8:39 pm I've spent about 8 hours watching this today and wondering often about the meaningless of existence

Why do you torture yourself so?

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 11:02 am

I do not know

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 12:54 am

dng wrote: Sat Apr 23, 2022 10:31 pm a pigeon landed on the table yesterday. that probably raised expectations unrealistically

Excellent!

The only thing better than that would've been if the pigeon had established a nest in one of the table pockets.

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:06 am

it'd have had plenty of fucking time

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:34 pm

Heh!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:23 pm

Makr Willaism you have messed up

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:39 pm

Judd Flump was playing pretty well though

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:40 pm

Better than either O Sullivan or Higgins are playing this evening anyway

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 12:04 am

dng wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:39 pm Judd Flump was playing pretty well though

Troo enough!

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 5:03 pm

dng wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:40 pm Better than either O Sullivan or Higgins are playing this evening anyway

ronnie was pretty great this afternoon though (by which I mean basically incredible at times)

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:31 pm

To the surprise of nobody, Shaun Murphy is an incredibly irritating commentator, even by the incredibly irritating standards of snooker commentators in general

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:59 pm

blombluss wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:23 pm Makr Willaism you have messed up

Makr Willaism you have stepped up

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:49 am

yeah that was pretty good

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:49 am

why does everyone in snooker hate judd trump anyway?