Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:47 pm

Can't believe West Ham are best united now.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:12 am

richschnauzer wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:59 pm what the hell is wrong with paul scholes

Oh, come on, we've ALL done it, Rich! :p

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:17 am

Man Utd should make Steve Bruce their new player/manager!

Post by **dng** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 12:32 pm

Poor lovely Nuno

Post by **dng** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 12:32 pm

Spurs didn't deserve him anyway

Post by **endar** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 12:43 pm

pathetic shambles in shambolic shocker

Post by **dng** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 1:00 pm

it's okay they're going to get another ex-chelsea manager in now. they alway work well for spurs

Post by **dng** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 1:00 pm

absolutely nothing could go wrong this time

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:09 am

Yup, poor Nuno. He should've had a rest after the Wolves job, but I suppose he thought, 'When will I get a chance like this again?'.

I really hope Spurs do get Conte, because he'd be an upgrade on Nuno, but if Levy balls this up at the last minute, and they end up getting someone like Graham Potter (who is a good manager!), then I think Levy's number might be up.

Post by **endar** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:53 am

his number should have been up after the Martin Jol debacle.

Poor old lovely Martin Jol

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 1:30 pm

Yes. Sacked at half time, so they could get in a manager who was somehow the worst spurs manager ever

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 1:30 pm

But who also somehow won them their only trophy of the 21 st century

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 1:31 pm

Football makes no sense really does it

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:20 pm

Fingers crossed that 'The Bureau's' Jack Hennety leaves Villareal for the Newcastle job.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:23 pm

Also - well done Spurs... I think...

Also also - I'd be a bit miffed if I were a Man U supporter.

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:50 pm

Man united fans are always a bit miffed

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:40 pm

Newcastle, you have messed up.

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:02 pm

Eddie Howe looks so delicate

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:02 pm

some trembling upper class would-be poet reduced to tears by public school bullying

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:16 pm

Also here's an utterly pointless thing i noticed yesterday that is possibly the most useless thing i have ever noticed in my entire life

ever since the champions leag has started, the fixtures in the group stage have been arranged in the following format: ABCCAB, so whoever you play first you play 5th, whoever you play 2nd, you play last, and whoever you play 3rd you then play straight away again in the fourth match

but this year its different for some reason (ABCCBA)

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:18 pm

i do not know what to do with this information

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:43 am

dng wrote: Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:02 pm Eddie Howe looks so delicate

Yuss! They'll be dancing in the streets of Riyadh tonight!

Post by **vom** » Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:40 am

For ages Eddie Howe kept saying all of his family were on the south coast and he was waiting for another job in the south, now he's going to manage the most north team in England? Interesting choice

Post by **Pual** » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:15 pm

hes got his new family now - a lorry load of money

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:54 pm

Maybe he's going to manage them via zoom

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 06, 2021 2:06 am

vom wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:40 am For ages Eddie Howe kept saying all of his family were on the south coast and he was waiting for another job in the south, now he's going to manage the most north team in England? Interesting choice

Yup, wasn't his departure from Burnley put partly down to missing his family from that their 'South' that they have these days?

Post by **dng** » Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:50 pm

And also because he was a bit shite

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:55 pm

Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall were the most handsome football manager and assistant combo since Harry Redknapp and Jim Smith!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:14 am

A dull 5-0 win. An impressive feat.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:15 am

Also - I hoep Villa get relegated.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:33 pm

what is the point of San Marino?

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:53 pm

ves, but poor Sna Marion

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:39 am

San Marino won 'battle of the strips', though - very nice!

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:02 pm

that first penalty really was the absolute crappiest "correct" decision ever made in all of sport in all of history in all of the world

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:48 am

I shouldn't chuckle at this, but Derby's goal difference is the same as their points total: -3.

Just cut yer losses Roons, and walk away...

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 1:00 pm

dng wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:47 pm Can't believe West Ham are best united now.

Best Ham?

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:57 pm

makes me ill even seeing you type it

Post by **vom** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 3:09 pm

mmm, beast ham

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 9:01 pm

I prefer:

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With their players that have been updated by the same people behind those GTA Remastered Editions.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 19, 2021 2:42 am

If Dean Smith keeps Norwich up, and Villa get relegated, I will laug and laug and laug.

++ MESSAGE ENDS ++

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:20 pm

dng wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:47 pm Can't believe West Ham are best united now.

Wolves haff done their bit to-day...

Post by **dng** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:27 pm

good old wolves

Post by **dng** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:28 pm

also this weekend for a change instead of ruining saturday afternoon by losing uselessly, southend changed it up a bit by ruining friday evening by losing uselessly instead

Post by **dng** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:28 pm

southend's women's team also lost 17 nil last week

Post by **dng** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:28 pm

to "hashtag united" (actual name)

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:41 pm

I presume Southend's women's team was SO appalled by the dreadful name of their opponents, that they couldn't keep their focus during the match. I mean, I know I would've had trouble doing so.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 12:24 am

If they make Ronaldo player/manager, then it'll be like Roy 'player/manager of Melchester Rovers' Race, made very much real!

Do it, United! Do it!

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:17 am

Man Utd is dead

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 4:05 am

You cannot kill that which is too rich to live

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 4:05 am

or something