Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:44 am

I don't know it was late I should have been asleep

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:47 am

Anyway, spurs were top after three games then sacked nuno after ten games. Man united were top after five games and sacked solskjaer after twelve games. It's not looking good for Thomas Tuchel right now.

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:44 pm

endar wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 4:22 amWat

Ford

Post by **endar** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:45 pm

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 6:59 pm

I don't get it

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:00 pm

Anyway Spurs are going to win the league now

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:50 pm

If Spurs win the league, then Gary Lineker will not and must not be held responsible for his naked sensual gyrations whilst presenting MOTD!

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:17 am

I like contes quotes here, where it sounds like he's just woken up from a bad dream and realised suddenly he really is managing spurs now and he's not quite sure how that happened or how he got here or what the hell hes supposed to do now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59406834

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:50 am

Hehehehe! Absolutely!

Surely the obvious solution is for him to fake his own death, and then return elsewhere as his identical twin brother?

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 3:10 pm

When everybody was checking the pitch and conditions at Burnley, shortly before the match was called off, all those present were wearing big coats and winter wear. Except one mans - Sean Dyche, who was just standing there in his run-of-the-mill office shirt. Whatta guy!

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 3:37 pm

He had the undersoil heating wired directly into his vest

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:45 pm

Burnley's modern take on Nazi Germany's blood and soil ideology!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:07 pm

Women's football. Not even once.

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:19 pm

They'd still beat southend

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:38 am

I'm a big fan of women's football, but matches like that just damage the sport.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:02 am

Australians, eh? They don't piss about.

Chelsea striker Sam Kerr knocks pitch invader to ground during Champions League match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzyLGSTNiA

Post by **dng** » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:03 am

She got booked for that.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:12 am

Booked to give a shoulder charging seminar I expect!!!!!!!!111111111

I'm sorry.

Also. ves.

She should've then shoulder charged the ref.

Post by **endar** » Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:33 pm

Note to self: Stop reading comments. Urgh

Post by **dng** » Fri Dec 10, 2021 5:18 pm

Poor homfrus

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:19 pm

It's the only way I'll learn!

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 12, 2021 12:33 am

I like this amazing clickbait headline twitter just gave me

"Liverpool FC News:

What Gerrard did on pitch when cameras stopped rolling after Liverpool beat Villa"

Post by **dng** » Sun Dec 12, 2021 12:33 am

I am going to assume he done a poo

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:38 pm

And then slipped on it at an inappropriate moment leading to a Chelsea goal.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 24, 2022 8:37 pm

Poor sweet, dear Ranieri... :'(

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Jan 24, 2022 8:53 pm

Surely Chelsea can now complete at least a line in manager bingo.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:47 pm

I see Hodgson is topping up his pension fund.

Post by **dng** » Thu Jan 27, 2022 2:20 pm

that sounds surprisingly lewd

Post by **vom** » Thu Jan 27, 2022 2:27 pm

I assume somebody on the Watford board leapt onto a table and yelled "Ranieri just isn't working. WE NEED TO GO OLDER"

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jan 28, 2022 12:40 am

Watford's next manager will be the ghost of Herbert Chapman.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jan 28, 2022 12:42 am

dng wrote: Thu Jan 27, 2022 2:20 pm that sounds surprisingly lewd

Hodgson will once again by ably assisted by Ray Lewdington!

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Fri Jan 28, 2022 3:35 am

An Unicorn wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:44 pm
endar wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 4:22 amWat
Ford

It's been so long that I forgot whyford

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jan 29, 2022 12:19 am

*applaus*

In other nudes:

I'm sure Lamprad at Everton is guaranteed to be a 100% success.

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:55 pm

US men's team declares itself back after beating Mexo, gets beat by Canada instead.

Post by **dng** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 6:16 pm

hooray

Post by **dng** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 6:16 pm

is it still all klinsmanns fault?

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:51 pm

I like Canada's new tactics - play home matches at venues with a -20 degrees wind chill factor. Of course, as their manager is a Geordie, a -20 degrees wind chill factor is considered 'fresh' and 'invigorating'.

Post by **dng** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:57 pm

Since christmas, southend have won 5 and drawn 2 out of their last seven games and gone from second bottom to 13th and are now 15 points above relegation instead of not any points above relegation at all

Post by **dng** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:58 pm

I'm not used to this sort of thing I don't like it it feels wrong and unsettling

Post by **vom** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:04 pm

hooray

Post by **vom** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:04 pm

I assume this is Paul Brush's doing somehow

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:32 pm

dng wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:58 pm I'm not used to this sort of thing I don't like it it feels wrong and unsettling

I still feel like that with Woloves.

Post by **dng** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:37 pm

wolves ARE unsettling and wrong though

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:39 pm

Southend need to become more Portuguese.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:40 pm

And then they will rise to the Pemerir League

Post by **dng** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:46 pm

The Southern Counties Premier League (Division 2)

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:07 pm

The Stupor League

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:45 pm

blombluss wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:51 pm I like Canada's new tactics - play home matches at venues with a -20 degrees wind chill factor. Of course, as their manager is a Geordie, a -20 degrees wind chill factor is considered 'fresh' and 'invigorating'.

A tactic Americus then used to beat the mighty Honduras!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 1:38 am

Hire Steve Bruce, for a better and brighter tomorrow...