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There is no way I'd be anything other than absolutely 100% dead in those sort of temperatures

and that's the end of may

Tales From The Town #173: May Daze Last day of May. Picnic in the garden under a cloudless sky. Claire and Ethel cartwheel cross the grass. Tina and Daniel sitting together on the swing. Agnes takes the picture without even thinking about. On her phone, it’s preserved in pristine condition for all ...

Tales From The Town #172: Returns “Mum! Mum! Dad’s back!” “In his cave?” “No! He lives above a chip shop now,” said Ethel. “Which one?” “All of them!” Daniel said excitedly. “Well, isn’t that nice,” Agnes said. “Even if it doesn’t make much sense. At least hopefully this means you don’t think I kil...

Tales From The Town #171: A Haunting

If I could be a ghost
I’d be the sort of ghost
that lingers
and doesn’t leave

And here's the last three days of may, all in a row

fucking hell

https://www.theguardian.com/world/artic ... ottest-day

hooray. thank you

Tales From The Town #170: An Agnes FAQ

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... agnes-faq/

a question and answer session

(for an hour)

i would have been made chancellor of the exchequer

which are almost as useless but not always quite so deadly

i still don't see these AI things (i just get a snippet from whatever article google deems most important)

i'm not clicking on that, etc

whatmuff

england under 17s scored some nice goals here (especially the first one)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/vi ... ddz1p1nnyo

but also their goalie is called whatmuff

at least they're not having me thrown in jail i suppose

(urgh)

dng wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:30 pm Also, I'm being switched from working tax credits to universal credits next month, where switched means I won't qualify for universal credits because I don't make enough money. Which is nice

also now i have to pay £200 of my tax credits back also. hooray!

yes. very lovely

that ones a sequel to the earlier bank holiday one (obviously, etc)

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... ay-monday/

Doctor Who (doesn't look where he's treading)

Also I hope from now on every weeks episode revolves around doctor who stepping on something he shouldn't have stepped on

Ves. Lovely stuff

Tales From The Town #169: Bank Holiday Monday (Slight Return) “I can’t believe we don’t have to go to stupid school today!” Claire exulted. “On a Monday! That’s never happened before! Ever!” “It literally happened earlier this month, Claire,” Tina sighed. “No it didn’t,” said Claire. “On May Day,” ...

Tales From The Town #168: Time

In the cities they say time flows like a river. But out here it resembles a lake. Still and calm, depths undisturbed since ages past, yet visible still to anyone who dares to peer beneath the surface.

Don’t look down and all that history's barely even there.

Hooray for the southamptons

as was the decision to have ed harris look like he was auditioning for a role in the greasy strangler for some reason

also the soundtrack was pretty much all excellent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRI-bkeml5s

(hooray)

i watched love lies bleeding the other day and it was good

cheers

and also this one about football from last year some time

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... -town-102/

a sequel to this story about snooker from the last bank holiday monday

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... 6-snooker/

Tales From The Town #167: Football “What are you watching?” “Football.” “What are you watching football for, Daniel?” “I like it when they kick the ball really high up in the air. Sometimes they kick it so high it goes off the top the screen!” “Pffft. Anyone can do that. I can do that. I once kicke...

magnificent captain birdseyeing of the head there

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The biggest company in the world committing suicide before our eyes for no apparent reason

It's beautiful

Tales From The Town #166: How To Catch A Vampire “Urgh! What are you doing, Daniel?” “I’m trying to see if you’re a vampire!” “And tickling my neck with a flower proves that how?” “I’m not tickling your neck. I’m trying to see if you like butter.” “Of course I like butter. Everyone likes butter! Yo...

but there's only a week to go

running low on ideas now clearly

Tales From The Town #165: A Postcard From Deep Beneath The Sea The Picture On The Postcard Jellyfish illuminate the murky depths. There is nothing else to see. The Writing On The Postcard Beneath the sea there’s another sea and beneath that another, each one as distinct from the other as the land i...

also leverkusen looked utterly baffled by the idea that the other team might try and win the ball off them occasionally, which was a bit strange

lookman looked pretty good (man)

want

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgeeykqx959o

Gareth Southgate out

maybe inducing motion sickness is a vital part of their incredibly deep principles of design genius/philosophy

weirdly, the witness gave me motion sickness (once, in 2021)

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