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Post by **dng** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 9:33 pm

Can't believe bournemouth stole this years 9-0 from you though

Post by **dng** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 9:33 pm

Cheeky bastards

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:42 am

Wolves had 7 (SEVEN (c) VidiPrinter) Portuguese players in their team for the match against Newcastle, which is probably more than Benfica or Porto have fielded this season.

That don't seem right, somehow.

Post by **vom** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 6:55 am

dng wrote: Tue Aug 30, 2022 9:33 pm Can't believe bournemouth stole this years 9-0 from you though

and there was one in Scotland the same day! and both the managers got sacked yet Ralph survived two of them

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:17 pm

the power of waistcoats over cardigans

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:29 am

0-0, you're welcome, Bournemouth.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 12:00 am

Wolves are trying to sign Diego Costa - the world's nicest footballer.

And if we do sign him, then I'm sure it'll all go well.

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:26 am

chelsea sacking their manager a month into the season is surely proof abramovich still actually runs the club

Post by **vom** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:33 am

if only he'd spent more in the transfer window :(((

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:41 am

i like theway that not only did they spend 300 million quid, but also just randomly gave away 200 million quids worth of players to other teams for some reason (luksku, ross barkley, alonso, rudiger, about a million more)

good business all round

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:42 am

now they're going to ruin lovely old graham potter's career no doubt

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:42 am

either that or spend seven trillion pounds on getting zidane to manage them, before sacking him in february

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:43 am

although it would be quite nice if they try to repeat everton's benitez gambit from last year and get pochettino in to try and relegate them

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:42 pm

dng wrote: Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:42 am now they're going to ruin lovely old graham potter's career no doubt

Oh darn.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:26 pm

On the plus side, in 6 months or so, Potter will be so financially secure he'll never have to work another day in his life...

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:23 pm

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Post by **endar** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:05 pm

I agree

Post by **dng** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:21 pm

Hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:21 pm

halton benge is like Cuauhtémoc-a-moc Blanco in two ways.

He also mexan
He also trap the baal between his feet and then do bunny hop with baal

Post by **dng** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:02 pm

Southend were 2-1 up today, against ten men, with 20 minutes to go, and then lost.

Post by **dng** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:02 pm

In tribute to the queen obviously

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:45 am

I expect they will be renamed Royal Southend United, for their dedication to duty.

Post by **dng** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 6:36 pm

This is some good footballing from wolves today

https://twitter.com/zlateando/status/15 ... 5469829121

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:05 pm

He was just going for the ball. Grealish's left ball, by the looks of it.

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 8:45 pm

I'm not sure why I watch England games really

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 8:45 pm

So bad they're getting relegated these days

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:03 pm

richschnauzer wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:12 pm
richschnauzer wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:43 pm
richschnauzer wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:46 pm Fuck off Southgate.
Fuck off Southgate.
Fuck off Southgate.

Fuck off Southgate.

Post by **vom** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 10:29 pm

I watched Clerks 3 at the cinema instead of watching the England match which feels like a mixed blessing

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 11:56 pm

Blimey. How the hell is there a clerks 3?

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 11:56 pm

I still think of the second one as "new" (it is 16 years old)

Post by **Pual** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:32 pm

Oh no relegated from the… nations league first division?

Post by **dng** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:15 pm

its too much to bear

Post by **vom** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:24 pm

Harry Maguire relegated to be being in the next Kevin Smith movie

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:56 pm

And Kevin Smith to become caretaker manager of England!

Post by **Pual** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:03 pm

Also doing a cameo substitute appearance for 5 minutes at the end of the match

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:24 pm

Ha! He'd definitely add more mobility to the defence if he replaced Maguire.

Post by **Pual** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 3:25 pm

Plus Cameo doing The Official World Cup Song for England

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:51 pm

Poor Mrak Lawningson :'(

"Mark Lawrenson has claimed that he was dropped from the BBC’s football coverage because “I’m 65 [years old] and a white male”."

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... white-male

Heh!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:53 pm

richschnauzer wrote: Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:03 pm
richschnauzer wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:12 pm
richschnauzer wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:43 pm

Fuck off Southgate.
Fuck off Southgate.
Fuck off Southgate.

Fuck off Southgate

Post by **dng** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:47 am

Poor Gareth Southgate. What's he ever done to you?

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:20 am

Twas a shame not to get the victory, but there were a few positives in that performance, I thought.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:32 pm

I don't think the Nations League ever ends, does it? Or does it just feel that way?

Post by **endar** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:34 pm

like football in general

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:33 pm

dng wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:47 am Poor Gareth Southgate. What's he ever done to you?

Managed the Eggland football team in a tactically inept fashion.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 6:03 pm

Also this

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 6:34 pm

richschnauzer wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:33 pm
dng wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:47 am Poor Gareth Southgate. What's he ever done to you?
Managed the Eggland football team in a tactically inept fashion.

But that's what England manager's are for

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:23 pm

Bruce Sato wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 6:03 pm Also this

I wear nothing else! Both figuratively and literally.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:24 pm

Let Midjourney A.I manage England, that's what I say!

Post by **dng** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:06 pm

Crawley are probably already looking into it

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:47 pm

I saw Martin Keown again today