Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:44 pm

I hope somehow he gets them and Everton relegated at the same time

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:44 pm

And then football just ends, forever

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:45 pm

Having achieved everything it ever possibly could

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:03 pm

What top class manager would want to take the Chelsea job now? It's as perilous as the Real Madrid job, but without the cachet.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:03 pm

GET ROONEY IN!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:06 pm

dng wrote: Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:44 pm I hope somehow he gets them and Everton relegated at the same time

The boys in blue both in division 2!!!!

My idea of football banter, there.

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:06 pm

I'll do it

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:06 pm

But only if I have to

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:07 pm

Like jury duty, or putting the bins out

Post by **endar** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:07 pm

it's a poisoned chalice, like being spuirs manager

but with a 100000 million poun payoff

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:34 pm

I don't think they even bother with the chalice at spurs any more

Post by **endar** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 6:11 pm

Pure poison poured down the throat and forced into the facial orifices of every living creature that enters or ventures anywhere near the stadium

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:03 pm

hooray. englands women are now champions of the world (excluding africa, asia and north america)

Post by **vom** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:54 am

blombluss wrote: Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:03 pm What top class manager would want to take the Chelsea job now? It's as perilous as the Real Madrid job, but without the cachet.

I think Nathan Jones is available

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:25 pm

dng wrote: Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:07 pm Like jury duty, or putting the bins out

Or an unhappy 18 month stint in Sugababes.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:28 pm

dng wrote: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:03 pm hooray. englands women are now champions of the world (excluding africa, asia and north america)

The English goal was a thing of beauty.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:33 pm

endar wrote: Thu Apr 06, 2023 6:11 pm Pure poison poured down the throat and forced into the facial orifices of every living creature that enters or ventures anywhere near the stadium

A bold choice of words for the front cover of the match day programme, Daz!

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:27 pm

Direct quote from daniel levy

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 1:58 pm

Ryan Reynolds gave a rather classy interview after Wrexham beat Notts County.

I hate Ryan Reynolds because I want to be him.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 18, 2023 7:44 pm

blombluss wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 2:59 am I've only just clocked that Duncan Ferguson (!) is manager of Forest Green Rovers (!), and the club have just signed Robbie Savage's son (!) on loan from Man Utd.

The game's gone.

Forest Green got relegated in the end. This was somehow their first relegation from any league since the 1950s

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 18, 2023 7:44 pm

Which is kind of amazing

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 18, 2023 7:45 pm

They came up about ten leagues in the 90s/2000s, I think

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:18 am

dng wrote: Tue Apr 18, 2023 7:44 pm Which is kind of amazing

Indeed it is. That'd make a good quiz question, that.

Post by **Mrak** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:38 pm

blombluss wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2023 1:58 pm Ryan Reynolds gave a rather classy interview after Wrexham beat Notts County.

I hate Ryan Reynolds because I want to be him.

Wrexham used to be a ghost town before they bought the football. Now it is unbearably busy whenever they come to watch a game. I have to go to Wrexham tomorrow and it's the last game of the season or something. There are going to be tourists!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:08 am

Dress up as Deadpool, and you will be crowned King of Wrecsam.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 22, 2023 10:19 pm

Well done Wrexham and bad luck Notts County.

Post by **Mrak** » Sat Apr 22, 2023 10:19 pm

I didn't dress as deadpool, but Wrexham was incredibly busy. I mean, that's great if people were buying things from the shops. Appaz that 2 guys plus paul rudd were out drinking in the pubs. I was there quite early so no drinkers were out and about, but they are quite big names. Good for wrexham. They went up too.

Post by **Pual** » Sun Apr 23, 2023 12:51 pm

I’m sure that Paul Rudd and Ryan Reynolds is the same person anyway

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 23, 2023 1:45 pm

Splurs

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 23, 2023 3:13 pm

5 nil up after 20 minutes?!? Christ!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 30, 2023 10:05 am

Go home Wolves, you're drunk.

Post by **vom** » Sun Apr 30, 2023 12:06 pm

let's see if Southampton can match that today

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 30, 2023 3:45 pm

dng wrote: Sun Apr 23, 2023 1:45 pmSplurs

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 04, 2023 11:11 am

Football is saved - Big Sam is back!

Post by **dng** » Thu May 04, 2023 11:39 am

leeds are going to win the league

Post by **vom** » Thu May 04, 2023 11:39 am

still somehow a better decision than anything southampton have done this season

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 04, 2023 2:33 pm

I can't recall getting this far into the season with no teams being relegated, as of yet.

Post by **vom** » Thu May 04, 2023 2:38 pm

Southampton are definitely going down though. It's just not mathematically confirmed yet

Post by **vom** » Thu May 04, 2023 2:38 pm

the other two relegation places are a little more interesting

Post by **dng** » Thu May 04, 2023 6:10 pm

blombluss wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 2:33 pm I can't recall getting this far into the season with no teams being relegated, as of yet.

in 2005 west brom were bottom on the final day of the season and stayed up

Post by **dng** » Thu May 04, 2023 6:10 pm

so definitely that year

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 04, 2023 7:54 pm

vom wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 2:38 pm Southampton are definitely going down though. It's just not mathematically confirmed yet

They need snookers, that's for sure!

Always loiked Southampton, me.

Post by **dng** » Thu May 04, 2023 10:23 pm

southend are going out of business again

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65479942

the useless fucking arseholes

Post by **dng** » Thu May 04, 2023 10:23 pm

i still don't understand why a company that doesn't pay its employees isn't immediately closed down anyway but it seems thats okay for some reason

Post by **dng** » Thu May 04, 2023 10:24 pm

theft is fine as long as management do it

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 05, 2023 12:50 am

dng wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 10:24 pm theft is fine as long as management do it

Well it sure seems that way.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun May 07, 2023 2:29 am

Well done Wolves. From bottom o' the league at Chrintuss to 40 points - that'll do for us.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 12, 2023 10:23 am

West Ham are one match away from some sort of European football final?

Why wasn't I informed about this?

Post by **dng** » Sat May 13, 2023 12:23 am

because its too horrifying to contemplate

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 15, 2023 2:02 pm

Man City's title victories are beginning to have a rather soulless PSG-win-Ligue-1-again vibe to them, aren't they?