food thread (also drinks)

[dng]

i bought one of those shit cheap tesco bottles of dandelion and burdock (80P for 2 litres) because there's no way I can afford the expensive nice dandelion and burdocks (£3.50 for not even a fucking a litre)

anyway it might well be the most undrinkable drink i've ever tried to drink. shite

[dng]

and i've still got another 5 glasses worth of this piss to grumpily drink down over the course of the weekend

[endar]

I think I tried that once, or maybe the sainsburys version

it wasn't too bad when it was still fizzy, but when it was flat it the most disgusting thing ever

[blombluss]

A couple of weeks ago, I had some £1 chicken nuggets from Sainos, and they were as bad as you'd imagine - mush in breadcrumbs. Ugh.

[blombluss]

Also, I can't even remember whether I like dandy lion and bird duck, since it's been so long since I drank the stuff. Does it taste somewhat like ribena or vimto?

[endar]

no

[dng]

This particular dandelion and burdock tastes like someone has liquefied some artificially sweetened slugs

[richschnauzer]

I like root beer. But not at these prices. https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/pro ... er-4x375ml

[dng]

have you tried buying some 80p tescos root beer instead?

[richschnauzer]

ooh.

[richschnauzer]

thank ye

[blombluss]

Best jok

Which cricketer likes root beer?

Joe Root (beer)!!!!

Next

Which former cricketing great likes lamb?
Alan L-BotHAM!!!!

[blombluss]

I've just given up pork pies and sausage rolls.

I'm currently in the foetal position, sweating, crying, and hallucinating.

[dng]

I hope you’re still allowed scotch eggs

[vom]

no Englishman is truly "allowed" scotch eggs

[blombluss]

I call Scotch eggs Region of Britain with Limited Devolved Powers eggs, and it's patter like that that makes me very popular with many social demographic groupings.

[blombluss]

I hope you’re still allowed scotch eggs

Not since the bullshit court case and subsequent conviction, no. :'(

[blombluss]

Logged into the Sainos website - cheapest lemonade 2L £1.15 (R Whites)
Logged out of the Sainos website - cheapest lemonade 2L £75p (Sainos)

Whut?!?

Is their website seriously telling me that the enormo Sainos we get out order from, doesn't in any way stock their own branded lemonade? Or they don't wish to sell it to us?

The same thing happens with their cheapo own brand beer, too.

Unless I'm missing something here (which is possible!), that's odd, right?

[dng]

It's the forbidden fruit (oil)

[blombluss]

I'll forbidden fruit you in a minute!!!

[blombluss]

I ended up purchasing 2L bottles of cola for 49p, and it's quite nice, so take that LEMONADE CAPITALISM!

Also - America's Cloudy Lemonade pop is an abomination.